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bacon juice 

false accusations/lies given by law inforcement
Officer Pigenson fed the judge nothing but bacon juice.

bacon beefy smokecheesy 

Used to describe something that is "the bomb" or completely amazing. A very endearing phrase.
Zeef you are definitely the bacon beefy smokecheesy!

bacon & cheddar 

an upgrade or extra feature/service.
"how'd you get into 1st class on your salary?" "well I booked coach, but got the bacon & cheddar because i bought my ticket in like 2006"

"hey, how much was the bacon & cheddar on that new mac?"

"the basic phone was 2 bills but the bacon & cheddar added another $75."

Bacon Wallet 

Slang term for the female genetalia.
Dude, last night I totally slipped my sausage in her bacon wallet.
Bacon Wallet by Tidecow15 September 15, 2010

bacon jones 

An overwhelming desire to eat bacon of any kind. Craving for pork products, specifically BACON.
I've had a bacon jones for hours.

Every time I smell bacon I get the jones.

Nothing can cure my jones like bacon.
bacon jones by Bacon Jones May 6, 2011

bacon clit 

A Clit that resembles bacon, and is floppy and hard, sometimes soft. It is only found in whores and skanks. the Clit would need to be at least .5 inches long, and very floppy.
"I was going down on my girlfriend last night, and turns out she had a bacon clit....i told her i already ate breakfast, and left.
bacon clit by RakeG November 3, 2011