Pork Bat

Another name for the human penis.

I was at the gym and some dude was cruising the locker room swinging his pork bat.

by sdtopensied June 30, 2014

soggy bats

When someone's has soft punches

"You have soggy bats"

by Leah Charles worth July 29, 2017

Batting in the shade

To be disoriented. Term is derived from baseball, when shadows covering the field make it difficult for batters to gauge the speed of pitches.

My friend was totally batting in the shade when he was trying to order a drink after he spilled the last one all over the bartender.

When I woke up in that guy's bed, trying to find my clothes on the floor was like batting in the shade.

by oneflipflop January 16, 2009

bat af

short for bat as fuck, this is a new way for youngsters to say "batty" or super batty, in fact.

Dude devin, you are bat af right now.

OMG... Maddy, you are bat af, you don't have to frikin yell every time in the classroom.

Dude did you see that, Devin was being totally bat af when he asked all those girls out?

Babyface is bat af everyday

by Mr. Cluckerz November 18, 2016

The Dark Bat

The great sun

Glory, glory to The Dark Bat

by hztjgg z June 3, 2021

bat ass

A red, swollen ass that is the result of being spanked with an ass bat.

Johnny was being a brat in school, so his teacher gave him a case of bat ass with her ass bat paddle.

by Haldee March 19, 2017

Bat Throat

Having a really bad throat and consequently making scratchy, squeaky, croaking noises rather than actual words.

Much like Janine Butcher did during the episode of EastEnders aired on September 28th 2010.

Hey, Cleo, stop jumping around making croaky mouthwords like some kind of fluthy bat throat!

by mrneglect September 29, 2010