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St. Bonaventure’s Blessing

A bowel disorder, could be IBS, appendicitis, polyps, fecal incontinence, etc. Just a general term for any of them.

Named so because Bonaventure is the patron saint of bowel issues.
Person 1#: My dad just recieved St. Bonaventure’s blessing.

Person 2#: Shit, shit.
by MixedBag August 29, 2022
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Bless

“Bro, what color is this?”
Thats red.”
“Bless.”
by Unstopablx January 27, 2024
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good morning and god bless

Whilst using the washroom, during bowel movement one drinks coffee and eats breakfast. Typically on the toilet.
Yesterday I tried a good morning and god bless.
I don't think my life will ever be the same...
by Grand Papa John May 24, 2018
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polish blessing

a fighting move. done by grabbing the opponent by the shoulders, looking them in the eye, and bending them over to knee them in the crotch/abdomen.
Man, did you see Mirek last night? He seriously gave that prick Vadim a polish blessing!
by octomil February 16, 2017
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bless the beef

blessing the beef is STOPPING 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕗 𝕠𝕜 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕘𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕗 𝕚𝕤 𝕣𝕖𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕗 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕣𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕒𝕕 𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕄𝕆ℝ𝔼 𝔽𝕀𝔾ℍ𝕋𝕀ℕ𝔾
by yeet girl pewds lover ROGER March 27, 2019
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good morning and god bless

Ethan started his day off right with a good morning and god bless.
by Supaiupa May 27, 2018
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White Blessing

“Yo gimme white blessing!”
by Spermjizzz May 25, 2025
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