Excessive vaginal skin that hangs down like a sleeve of a wizard. The excessive skin protects a woman's inner thighs from bruising during sex.
It took me a couple of minutes to get renes beef gaurds open before I could start pounding that shit!
by tuna man April 29, 2014
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After giving stacy the long rod for hours, i started to notice an accumulation of beef grease around my smekle.
by The meat keeper July 22, 2015
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It's just my lesbian neighbors doing a beef rub. They will be done in about five minutes. I know the routine.
It's just my lesbian neighbors doing a beef rub. They will be done in about five minutes. I know the routine.
by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2015
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by Rico Cooper May 26, 2020
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"Oh look everyone it's Alex Trebek. Hey Alex, ya beef witted apple john! What's the difference between you and a bird with a cold? One's a sick duck...anyways I don't remember how it ends but your mother's a whore."
by Tony John C October 10, 2007
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