bass face

Bass Face - a musical variation of the poker face in which the bass player of a given band wears an expression lacking any notcieable emotion, giving them an anonymous, emotionally distant appearance.

"Did you see the show last night?"
"Yeah. The bass player took bass face to a new level. Fucker didn't even flinch the entire show."

by eetstatik July 29, 2006

bassie

1.used to call someone or something a name 2.used when you get frustrated 3.used offensivly

The oven is being a bassie!

by alex sndyer November 15, 2007

Peacock Bass

Popluar game fish native to south america, introduced to miami's canal and lake drainage symstems in 1984. Sheer power, drag stripping runs, professional acrobatics.

That fish almost felt like a peacock bass!!

What a nice pea bro!

by Josefinita July 24, 2009

bottle bass

Beer drank while fishing, especially from a bottle.

We didn't catch anything but bottle bass all day long.

by Lurch77 March 17, 2013

Slappin' de bass

the act of stimulating a female reproductive organ by the manual use of your hand and/fingers as a stimulus. The action can be termed simply as fingering, but if you look closely it actually looks just like somebody rocking out to a sick air bass solo.

On the night of prom, me and my smokin' hawt date decided to ditch the dance and I videotaped twenty minutes of her slappin' de bass. Then we screwed. Best night of my life.

by The Timothy March 14, 2010

BASS

BASS in the colloquial description used in situations where someone is so overweight the fat on their BACK hangs down and merges with their ASS with no obvious demarcation between the two (i.e. their Back combines with their Ass to form a new single body part - their BASS).

Also refer to GUNT (i.e. a merged Gut and Cunt) and GENIS (i.e. a merged Gut and Penis).

“Check out the BASS on that massive lady. I can’t tell where her Back stops and her Ass begins"...

by Ha-G March 6, 2011

ben bassett

a person who likes to stalk people and enjoys getting hit by buses (especially the buzz bus) wants ellie and girls in year 9, a person who no-one likes :D

you are a ben bassett

by my juicy milk suckers October 18, 2011