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the whole fruit basket

A way to describe someone who goes beyond fruity, doing something that is extremely gay, but still not enough to be g a y
John: Yea, I'd clap your cheeks for 100 dollars

Edgar: You've gone beyond fruity - You're the whole fruit basket
by Swatches December 7, 2021
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Waste basket wipe

When going for #2 and no toilet paper is available you use dirty kleenex for the waste basket
Was at Adam's the other night had to shit so bad he didn't have any tp so I didn't have a choice but waste basket wipe.
by Mike Stabb August 23, 2016
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mississippi fruit basket

When you have an orgy with many inter-racial people of whom you are related to
I sure loved the Mississippi fruit basket last thanksgiving
by Perphurdle May 20, 2019
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Chuckwalla Basket Toss

When you grab hold of the flaps of skin that are left after your wife lost a shit ton of weight and she squeals like a banshee. Don't let her the fuck go. Use the extra skin as a barrier between you and your fat fucking wife.
I gave my wife the good ol' Chuckwalla Basket Toss last night.
by Meatball78 September 1, 2014
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Oncoming Trash Basket

When you hide a dead body with feces, urine,semen and food and dump it onto oncoming traffic.
Me and my grandfather did a oncoming trash basket with grandma (Sandie).
by Anthony fartbiscut January 2, 2023
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secret fruit basket

When you are eating out your girlfriend when she is on her period and a blood clot slips into your mouth
Bro, i was eating out my chick and I got a secret fruit basket.
by Pusspuss the II July 18, 2017
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Sicilian Easter Basket

A form of fellatio where the scrotum and entire shaft of the penis are simultaneously suckled upon.
Have you seen that Fran Drescher? I bet she gives a mean Sicilian Easter Basket.
by SicilianEasterBunny November 3, 2021
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