by Dr. Sueme June 16, 2013
by farting machine man May 06, 2006
When you smoke cannabis right before you attend a a funeral/wake. Often seemed as disrespectful to the one who has passed, only because they failed to be in the cyph.
My dad just died. Lets get high and go to the funeral tomorrow hence the bake and wake you stupid bitch
by Tumbo aka J Blunts September 14, 2009
A large pasty like snack which you can currently get down Greggs on a 2 for 1 deal basis. Unfortunately due to high demand from one induvidual who goes by the name of Jack, the factory supplying the ingredients for these bakes has been thrown into turmoil, with staff shortages and the like. Jack has currently bought up most of the shop and Greggs is consequently contemplating closure for the forseeable future due to lack of items of food for sale. If and when Greggs does re-open, Jack will almost certainly be banned from going within 10 feet of the shop. The boy in question is currently on the NHS waiting list for the proceedure of stomach stapeling.
Linda: I'm out of a job
Tor: *shocked* how? why?
Linda: That kid ate all the steak bakes in Greggs and the factory I was in wasn't sufficiently staffed and couldn't cope with the heavy work load.
Tor: Bastard *shakes fist*
Tor: *shocked* how? why?
Linda: That kid ate all the steak bakes in Greggs and the factory I was in wasn't sufficiently staffed and couldn't cope with the heavy work load.
Tor: Bastard *shakes fist*
by Linda April 17, 2005
Baked is a word commonly used to describe being high on cannabis. However, this word is used regularly.. it is somewhat restricted to people who smoke 'Sprayed Weed' (the nasty shit). In other words someone who is yet to be a cannabis connoisseur.
by connoisseur101 June 24, 2010
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by Wally Zerbuiac August 06, 2005