austin faust

A prominent audio-visual technician from the early twenty-first Century whose name has become synonymous with dance craze known as "dabbing"
But only in cases where 10 or more people are killed as a result.

"He gave a wink and a quick austin faust, and 30 children lay dead"

by Skivmo December 13, 2016

austin simmons

Austin Simmons's are normally very attractive; with above average penis. They are your ladies men. They stay loyal during relationships and doesn't flirt/talk to any other females. Almost all of them have nice beards.

I wish I had an Austin Simmons as a boyfriend!

by heavydutymacbook March 6, 2017

Charlie Austin

A bomb ass footballer who sacrificed starting a game to slay Manchester United on his debut for Southampton and lives on as Saint Charlie. Also a legend for QPR, and is friends with English legend Joey Barton. Probably the biggest inspiration to younger footballers who want to make it big.

"Did you see Charlie Austin? He's amazing!"

by Jamie Vardy's having a party May 7, 2016

Austin Conger

A common species of female that has been known to exist in the Winston-Salem and DC regions. This species is often awkward and attempts to do crazy shit. The species is also very clumsy often walking into things when they are going places. They also think that they are the coolest; some might call them trend followers. They are also known to get fired up at times, often seen running unexpectedly to wherever they go. They dislike cats as they are always looking for cats to murder. Often naive and unknowing it is common to also spot them in the woods as they have been known to LOVE snipe hunts. But in the end this species is harmless as it merely floats through its life looking for direction.

"Hey Austin Conger do you think you could catch a snipe for me?"
Responce "Sure, but im not very good at it as I have never caught one before"

"Hey Austin Conger look out for that lamp post!"
Responce "To late... thats gonna leave a bruse."

"No don't kill the kitty!"
Responce "To late its already in pieces"

by A Co-Worker October 30, 2012

Bloody Austin

When a female incidentally draws blood from a man’s penis during oral sex via teeth making direct contact with skin from the shaft.

“Dude, this vampire bitch came over last night and gave me a Bloody Austin!”

by Plzmakethisathing March 9, 2023

Austin and Ben

Austin and Ben make great friends, if you meet a friendship with an Austin and a Ben - I can betcha that that friendship will never end.

Person 1 "wow austin and ben are friends"
Person 2"I bet that friendship will never end"

by BenExplainsWords July 8, 2022

Austin Syndrome

Constantly showing an "I don't give a fuck!" attitude towards life.

Me: "Hey, your house is on fire."
Austin: "I don't give a fuck!"
Me: "I would let your doctor know you're experiencing Austin Syndrome really bad again..."

by Anna Incorporated September 4, 2013