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Angry hand job

When your partner hates having sex of any kind so they choose to jerk the other off in a hurried, rage filled way.
My partner hates sex, but often they will give me an “angry hand job”.
by Avast Ye Scurvy Dogs January 8, 2020
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Angry parrot

The act of laying your penis on someone’s shoulder
Look how pissed Steve is after I gave him an angry parrot
by Jrillins75 April 7, 2020
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Angrxiety

The creeping frustration and dread characterized by the strange dysphoria of being pulled both anxiously inward and angrily outward by powerful but subdued dual negative emotions.

This portmanteau captures not one specific mood, but the fluctuating spectrum of cosmic yet impotent dismay the sort of which Hunter S. Thompson described as "fear and loathing" to capture his reaction to the Kennedy assassination.
"I tried to get some thing done to today, but covid-19 had me overwhelmed with angrxiety, so i just stress ate and yelled at twitter."
by kazpop April 13, 2020
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Angry Rantman

An Indian guy on YouTube who rants about things like Chelsea Football Club (and the rest of the premier league), the Indian cricket team, movies, etc. His Indian accent makes his ranting really funny.
Did you see Angry Rantman's reaction to Chelsea losing 6-0 to Man City? He was so angry it was hilarious.
by AYoutubeNomad March 21, 2021
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Angry Randy Moment

When your annoying friend becomes aggressively angry and sometimes tries to argue with you over something that doesn't really matter.
While playing Valorant:
"OMG this guy keeps on baiting! Just die already LOL"
"Angry Randy Moment"
by hi lol dw abt it April 18, 2021
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Angry Puppeteer

When one person is strung up to the ceiling like a marionette thinking they are just doing some rope/bandage play and the other person surprises them by violently fisting the “puppets” asshole
“I heard Curtis is in a wheelchair for the next few weeks because his wife Sarah gave him an Angry Puppeteer
by Angry Mechanic April 25, 2021
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Angrist

Angrist: someone who makes fun, uses, or takes advantage of people with anger issues. (ADHD or bipolar)
John: haha u have ADHD
Jake: bro ur an angrist
by ZlatBurger January 23, 2022
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