Texas Rangers

A major league baseball team from Arlington, TX. Known most for choking in clutch situations, losing 2 straight world series, and trading all their good players.

Damn I was hoping the Texas Rangers would win the World Series this year but they choked again!!

by los huevos May 20, 2014

Texas Titties

Noun - The oversized speed bumps/lane markers used in Texas intersections. Origin presumably comes from the shape and size of the bumps, which are large enough to do severe tire damage at high speeds - each one is roughly the size of half a volleyball. Color varies from White to Orange.

"I was blowin' through a red light when I hit a Texas Titty and it dang near tore my rim off!"

by Jimmy The Head November 16, 2004

texas pancake

to ejaculate on a girls back and let it dry. After dried, she will peel it off and eat it. :)

Yo, dawg. Your girl seems to be fond of the texas pancake.

by Austin Deevers December 31, 2007

Texas milkshake

The act of drinking a dairy product from the rectum of a loved one, denoting extreme devotion or love.

"I loved him so much I would drink buttermilk out of his asshole"---The quote that created the texas milkshake

by TheTexan June 19, 2009

Texas Shit

The art of eating a whole stack of ribs and then having sex and in the middle of intercourse go to the bathroom and completely stink out the whole room thereby killing your hoe.

Last night i had a texas shit and my five dollar hoe died on me

by jorge the whoregay January 10, 2009

Texas Plunge

When a girl is so loose, that she cannot even be pleasured by fisting anymore. But, by the way of the Texas Plunge. This is when the male takes his head, (the one on his shoulders)lubes it up, and plunges it into the females vagina.

Damn, that chick last night was so loose I had to give her the Texas Plunge.

by Abazaba418 April 17, 2006

Texas Tech

A school located in Texas about 4 hours west of Dallas. Known for it's good looking people and rowdy crowd. Texas Tech students generally have alot more social skills than students at Texas A&M. Texas Tech does not have a fake military( the corps. ) #2 Hottest girls in Playboy magazine. Texas A&M has a hatred for Texas Tech due to the fact they get beat by Texas Tech every year in every sport so they have to resort to slanderous, false, ignorant comments about the academics at Texas Tech. General snobby fans. A generally wealthy population of students.

If texas tech got in a fist fight with any other school, texas tech would win.

Texas tech beat texas A&M this year. In everything.

All Big 12 fans are scared of Texas Tech fans. That's why they don't come to Lubbock.

by Stetson Jackson April 23, 2007