altening

A shitty website ran by a pedophile with overpriced minecraft alts

Did you hear about how Xavier from the Altening was messaging a 14 year old girl? Disgusting.

by sebastian420 October 30, 2022

Alternate History

A way for people to cope with the fact that their country is a shithole

"I love reading alternate history."

by eleanormarx November 26, 2022

alter-cation

A noisy dispute during a wedding ceremony.

"Wayne's World 2" contains a copycat scene of the alter-cation from "The Graduate".

by QuacksO January 6, 2023

ALTERation

What one or both members of da unfortunate couple at a shotgun wedding would likely wish could be granted regarding da terms of da marriage agreement.

I never could understand da rationale behind a loose-with-his-zipper dude's being forced to marry da gal whom he'd gotten preggo but was otherwise unwilling to stand by --- presumably da girl's parents would not even want a "deadbeat dad" like him as a reputation-sullying member of their formerly-respectable family, anyway. Maybe "'way back when" during da time when shotgun weddings were more common, there were not da legal "ALTERation" possibilities yet dat would merely require da dude to pay child-support, not actually live in da same household as da new mother.

by QuacksO February 6, 2023

alterior motive

What your sweetheart may have if he asks you to visit a chapel wif him.

Be wary if your significant other requests your company while going to explore a chapel; he may actually have an alterior motive --- i.e., he hopes to have da two of you get hitched once you're inside da room wif him.

by QuacksO May 31, 2023

Altelectrodreampopadelic

It's a more lush version of Altelectropopadelic music ...just a little more shoe gazey .

If you like Altelectrodreampopadelic music you have great taste in music.

by NeonRust June 7, 2023

alternative medicine

Stuff that is not medicine, and has no medicinal properties, but conspiracy theorists and other dumbasses insist is the REAL medicine, because the entire healthcare field is a sham, or something, and the knowledge of people from 500-1000 years ago when they didn't even have toilets is superior to modern science.

Don't listen to those Big Pharma quacks telling you to get radiation treatment for your cancer, here, drink this soup of tree bark and lemongrass, it's alternative medicine.

by q359 July 25, 2023