Allen

That one guy you know who likes bananas, burritos, etc not for the taste but for the shape.

“Dude, why does he eat hot dogs everyday?”

“He’s an Allen, that’s how Allens be.”

by CheekyDivider October 22, 2025

josh allen things

Magical plays invented to demoralize a defense and delight Bills fans everywhere; the opportunistic things one does to lead a herd forward through a field of haters

Show ‘em what you’re made of kid, you can do Josh Allen Things!

by Mamicake the Original November 9, 2025

Cadillac jak Allen felts Mason Morgan jessop

This is the one mothafucka that will kill yo ass for sayin the wrong shit. Hates nazis. Loves weed. Will steal your girl

Person1: I'm cooked
Person2: why
Person1: I pissed off cadillac jak Allen felts Mason Morgan jessop
Person2: rip bro

by Me mothafucka November 19, 2025

Allen Jordan

He is HIM. A Pretty boy, prettiest Asian of them all. His rizz is far more powerful then all the other guys. He is a typical player but once he settles down, he will be the most loyal person and down to earth. Never lose a Allen Jordan. They are a rare breed.

Allen Jordan is HIM

by asianking101 January 15, 2023

Dr. Allen

A therapist like Dr. Melfi from The Sopranos, who seems to get the job done. Very futanari in appearance.

For OCD, your therapist should be a Dr. Allen.

by EvanChrisStephanides January 22, 2023

Bumper Allen

A guy who is so hot he makes me weak in my knees

Amy: Did you see the head Treblemaker

Hailey: Yeah. His name is Bumper Allen

by Treblemaker_Girl2003 February 5, 2023

Allen Middle School

An extremely shitty middle school located in central PA. In 2012, after the class of 2017 graduated as 8th graders, the school went downhill with increasingly poor PSSA scores, loss of decent teachers, and removal of classes such as Family Consumer Science. A part of the West Shore School District, it doesn’t take a genius to realize that Allen Middle School is terrible.

Yeah, I went to Allen Middle School. Tech Ed traumatized me, nobody in my grade knew what the Holocaust was, and the PSSA pass rate was 16%.

by RazzleChazzle February 14, 2023