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Matt allen

A self righteous, uncaring self centered piece of work. Matt Allen's are as smart as a Allen key wrench set, but those are more useful. They have a horrible temper and are always red in the face. Your best friend one minute then stealing your shit the next. Basically a complete squid.
Dude 1: why do you think you have the right to do whatever you want?
Dude 2: because I'm Matt Allen!
by Brutus the toothless May 3, 2020
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Allenism

An extremely contagious disease that spreads around Allen’s friends. The symptoms include making grammar mistakes during conversation with your friend Allen, as well as not being able of expressing your ideas coherently.

There is no treatment for this disease.
“Why are you laugh?”
“Because you’ve got allenism”
“Uh so hurt
by Whataluck July 29, 2018
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Allen

BIG HEART. SO CHARMING. SO FUNNY AND ONLY LIES IN NOT-VERY-SERIOUS CONVERSATIONS. LOVES LOWER CASE AND BETTING ON BASEBALL. GREAT PAINTER. PARTICULARLY GOOD AT COOKING FRIED RICE. VERY CONSIDERATE AND SOYYYYY CUTE. UNDER THE IMPRESSION THERE ARE 10 DAYS IN A WEEK… SHH, DON’T TELL HIM OTHERWISE.
*lil louise on the beat* : “Allen is a sex god
by nunyabizness July 11, 2022
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Dirty Allen

The man pro-life Authoritarian Pseudo-Christians are really praying to
Bahh GG you’re praying to dirty Allen broh, not Jesus lol
by Ami Magee May 25, 2022
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Allen

The name of an awesome YouTuber who also goes by the name Draco. He is the youngest in the YouTube group, the Krew. Loves the color green, Canadian, funny, likes food, hungry, hoards limited edition Oreos.
“Allen ate all of the chips!”

“But we just bought 30 bags yesterday!”
by Hpfan123 July 1, 2022
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Allen

A sweet person. He doesn't make you feel special through words, but through actions. Pretty hair and has the most adorable laugh in the world. He has the sexiest body. His eyes are beautiful. You will never get tired of Allen. Also once you have an Allen in your life, you won't be able to live without one.
"Woah, that guy's so awesome, who is he ?"

-"Ohh that's Allen."
by beepbaapp April 8, 2018
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makenzie lea allen

A beautiful girl everyone loves to talk to. Only problem is Makenzie is extremely shy around people she doesn't know. She has an amazing voice when talking or singing its soo soothing and pleasant. She has beautiful ginger hair and amazing blue eyes that change colour in different situations (for example they turn green when she's upside down and turn grey when she's cold) she is also able to change the size of her pupils at will. She has the best figure is hella skinny and has a perfect nose. All I have to say is it's amazing to have Makenzie Lea Allen in your life but difficult to keep her as she has a short temper but a huge heart and loves with all of it. So if u ever meet her ensure to approach carefully respect her space but never be afraid to talk to her she is an amazing support but be careful she has very bony shoulders that aren't the best for crying on but never fear she'll find a way to comfort you
Boy: guys I just met Makenzie Lea Allen
Friend 1: no way how was she??
Boy: a bit shy at first but were going out on Saturday and she is so fucking beautiful I cant wait
Friend 2: I hope you guys end up together she's the perfect match for anyone
by Its._.me._.bitch April 4, 2019
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