A total badass don’t fuck with him he usually has all the drip and probably plays 2k and gets all the hoes
by 102190 November 22, 2021

Alexander S. is the best thing on earth passing everything- even yourself! He is the most athletic, dirty-minded person you know but you love him.
Alex is a celebrity but barely anyone knows him.
Alex is a celebrity but barely anyone knows him.
you: whos alexander salanyk?
anyone: the best person in the multiverse.
you: you like him?
everyone: we all do.
anyone: the best person in the multiverse.
you: you like him?
everyone: we all do.
by rrrrrrrrrpergson November 20, 2022

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025

Gosh your belly is so Alexander
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