Ugly Advertisement Girl

That girl you see on an internet ad advertising a product that makes you squeamish from their ugliness. Often advertises clothes.

Well, just about done messing with kids over Facebook... AH!! What on Earth is that creature on the right side of the screen?!

Hah, that would be an Ugly Advertisement Girl. Hide in fear, child.

by SNARF SNARF January 29, 2008

best friend advice

This is the advice that a girl's best friend gives to the guy that is currently courting said girl.

Ex. 1: Wow I really can't get a read on what this girl wants me to do, I'm gonna have to go ask for some "best friend advice".

Ex. 2: I'm totally going to get out of the friend zone now that I got some good "best friend advice".

Ex. 3: Hey Ashley, I'm lost, can I get some "best friend advice"?

by Brian Dogood February 24, 2008

Lesbian Adventure Sandals

Hiking sandals commonly worn by lesbians. They are worn even if there is no mountain or river in sight. I'm talking about lesbians and their love for Chacos.

If you look closely, that lesbian is not simply wearing Chacos. She is wearing Lesbian Adventure Sandals, and her destination is the farmer's market.

by dachronik August 1, 2011

will advise

Corporate jargon for Fuck Off.

I am working on the Alabama case files right now, and will have them on your desk by 4pm, unless you call me into another meeting about the break room microwave again.
Will Advise.

by Disgruntled Co-Worker February 24, 2014

Generous Sexual Adventurer

A person, who gives sexual pleasure to specified people in their path. They are open to most practices, with men or women (mostly specializing in women). If you meet one you should deifnitly give them a go as they will give you the time of your life, like you've never had before.

I met the most generous sexual adventurer last night, they performed the most orgasmic time I have ever had.

by rockmysocksoff February 7, 2010

giggidy advertising

a advertising company in Massachusetts, subject to many prank phone calls...

Is this Giggidy Advertising?

Yes, how can I help you?

I would like to speak to Quagmire.

*hangs up*

by giggidy giggidy gi ggi DY! July 27, 2009

sexual advance

An attempt to gain sexual favor (be it physical or for long-term relationships) in the eyes of another

Bob made a sexual advance on Jill when he bought her dinner at that fine restaurant.

by Biff McLargeFriesWithThat January 4, 2008