Helpful Asshole

Someone who appears to be helpful but really is not helpful at all. Gives you more information than you had previously but not enough to do anything with it.

The IT guy is such a helpful asshole. He told me he knew how to fix my email but he has no intention of fixing it.

by Diet Dr. Pepper9 January 9, 2009

Niggered in the asshole

When you get rekt by a sweaty 11 year old and you spurt out a angry sentence.

Aw shucks I just got Niggered in the asshole!

by RealWordedW February 8, 2021

golden asshole

This person can do no wrong in your book. They are up on a pedestal

She put Richard up so high on a pedestal you'd think his shit doesn't stink. Clearly he has a golden asshole

by Kgrosho February 12, 2017

Mc asshole

A stupid or mean McDonald's worker that dose not know what he/ she is doing.

I would have been here sooner if that Mc asshole didn't mess up on my order.

by The real Mike Gleason October 23, 2007

Lovable Asshole

A person who's an asshole,dickhead, or douche but is still pretty lovable because they aren't an asshole to the full extent nor a that one relentless shithead who's always giving you a hard time. A lot of sarcastic people are lovable asshole.

Can be a friend and an asshole at the same time.

Morrissey of The Smiths is a lovable asshole.
Thom Yorke of Radiohead is also a lovable asshole.

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI July 19, 2011

asshole doctor

Plain and simple: a proctologist.

Not this morning Dean, I have an appointment with the asshole doctor at 8:15 so he can take a look at my anal warts!

by Telephony May 16, 2014

Asshole faceman

A person that talks so much shit, that there face to you looks like an ass. They are cocky, but unattractive, yet they think they are the shit. They are commonly mistaken for duchebags, but dont be fooled.

Chris mundy thinks he is the shit, but everyone knows he is an asshole faceman.

by Shadacancer May 1, 2010