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Alien

An alien can mean two things.

1) Living creatures from outer space Living on other planets.

2) Someone who's smart, but nowhere near as smart as a nerd unless they pop a smart drug. They can get really strong and buff if they workout for years though.
1)

Aliens: We're going to use tractor beams to abduct your farm animals.

2)

Aliens: We can get 2-FMA and 4F-MPH and 2m2bOH 2-methyl-2-butanol to research. And play with shiny non-toxic Gallium. But first, gym.
by HawaiianPunch1 July 30, 2024
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alien passport hole

Creating hell is easy if you are a Ratan. Act sing dance and everybody will love you, like it or not. Ratans can bend your emotions with the new rat-wand 69 thousand! Cry, laugh, scream and your poop will be a dream!
The Ratans of Atan and the rest, emptied their purse-groins to find their alien passport hole.
by sinrlifemattrs October 17, 2025
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The Shawnee Alien

An infamous figure in Shawnee High School History, known for actively terrorizing students in the 2023-2024 school year. He is not special needs or anything he just feeds off of fear.

His crimes include:

- Waffle stomping
- Flashing people in the courtyard
- Naked splits in the locker room

- Bear crawling around the cafeteria
- Farting in people’s faces (“cup of soup”)
- Barking at people in the hallways
- Getting the wrestling team banned from the locker room
- Throwing out shit underwear in gym trash can
- Letting a dollar marinate in his ass crack then giving it to a freshman
- Walking in naked on the basketball team
- Running around locker room jacking it
- Parking lot fight where he k/o’d the other guy

List of objects The Shawnee Alien has shoved up his ass:
- Alien keychain
- Shaving cream bottles
- Any type of currency you can think of
- Rocks
- His brother’s toothbrush

- His fingers
- Fish pebbles
- A metal cube (stained afterwards)
- Bottles

The Shawnee Alien walked at graduation by some miracle and is somehow attending college as of Winter 2025
“I can’t wait to go into the locker room I’m sure my freshman wrestling season is gonna be great!”

“DUDE WAIT DON’T FUCKING GO IN THERE THE SHAWNEE ALIEN IS LURKING”
by Luke Choadwalker March 4, 2025
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Alienated

The reason men are alienated is because you're alienating them, actively. And that's a byproduct of political, tribal dogmatism.
Hym "So no, I don't need or want to do your faggot men's retreat. I'm not going to do your incest cult. Your progressivism is directly responsible for men being alienated and you serve no purpose other than to drive people into the incest cult."
by Hym Iam June 2, 2024
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The day of aliens vs predators

The celebration of Mexican heritage in the city of Cuntakempay where 47 illegal homeless, starving, smelly, poor, and thick, mexican four year olds try to outrun eight horny and sexually frustrated Amish predators on horseback with wonder woman’s lasso of truth.
Hey Frank what are you doing on Sunday?

Frank: I think I’m gonna throw on The day of Aliens vs Predators, it’s streaming on ESPN
by Ana Ferrel July 29, 2023
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alien mayonaise

a gemma that eats mayo from a aliens dick
ryan was such a baby i made him drink my alien mayonaise
by aasshrekwrekraplh March 11, 2020
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alien goggles

To be on mushrooms or other psychedelic's.

Referring to the phenoma whereby your altered perspective produces an affect the otherwise mundane world around you as strange and bizarre, as though you were a visitor from another planet seeing humankind for the first time.
"Yeah, I went to my sister's wedding with Alien Goggles on. I never realized how fucked up so many parts of a wedding are if you take a step back and think about them.
by Some Queer Weirdo November 8, 2021
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