multidimensional purse aliens

um in a world where em have no meaning
multidimensional purse aliens aim to en-
hance the dimensions of meaninglessness
to the next schrizo billable level. oh shuks

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by sinrlifemattrs November 7, 2025

alien isolation

An extremely well made survival horror that is miles ahead of any resident evil or silent hill game. This masterpiece will make you cry from the difficulty, scariness and immersiveness. You can easily beat the game with these steps. 1. Learn the tricks to dodge the alien, working joes and other enemies by reading the wiki. 2. Practice a lot in other modes. 3. The wiki and official discord server will answer every question, there are tutorials on YouTube 4. Play last survivor or crew expendable if the main campaign is too hard (it's too hard for me). Those modes have less enemies, but retain the basic stealth aspects.

Person 1: "I love playing alien isolation! The graphics are amazing! Too bad I keep dying to the alien."
Person 2: "You can practice your stealth in other modes, and I can teach you how to run twice as fast by exploiting the physics engine."

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing November 13, 2025

Illegal Alien

Another word for illegal immigrants since they don’t have the right to be there so Alien-related laws/acts may be applied on then

Trump: “ Illegal aliens coming into our country under Biden are treated better than our vets.”

by A famous maid November 15, 2025

Ivan Alien Stage

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-He’s beautiful

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Person 1: Ivan Alien Stage is dead

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by The_Alpha_Person November 23, 2025

Alien

How would I describe humanity to Aliens?

Iam "A Quasi-Psychic bipedal primate hivemind that uses verbal cues to communicate their thoughts to one another and inference to predict what it likely to happen in the future (which is what makes it quasi-psychic). Since the time of our insemination we have abstracted out the traits of the other animals that share our planet and then crafted tools to allow ourselves to use those traits to survive and make out lives easier (For example, big cat tooth sharp = animal dead, therefore, if I have sharp tooth I too can make animal = dead and, thus, the creation of the knife). I think that would adequately describe to an Alien race what we are in the most literal sense."

by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

Alien Load

A toxic spray of tainted goo

Gizmo was known around these parts for shooting alien loads in bbw’s

by FudgeJock December 22, 2025

Alien Rage

A specific, theatrical display of pseudo-rage where someone performs exaggerated anger they are not genuinely feeling. Instead of reacting naturally, the person appears to be imitating what they think rage looks like, but pushed to an over the top, extreme, resulting in an awkward, cartoonish, and inauthentic performance.

This goes beyond a normal tantrum or a general "crash out". It's clearly forced. The display feels less like a real emotional outburst and more like someone “playing angry” for an audience.

Common characteristics:
Forced, exaggerated seething sounds and heavy, deliberate breathing.
Overdone chest, shoulder, and arm movements rising and falling in a comical way.
Loud grunting, growling, or yelling—sometimes screaming without words, as if recreating a dramatic movie rage moment.
Large, aggressive arm or pointing gestures that land on the wrong words, emphasizing meaningless parts of their sentences instead of the actual threat, creating an “alien mimicking human anger” effect.
The person often doesn’t know what they’re going to say next, which leads to:
Awkward, improvised insults that don’t land or make much sense.
Example: “I’m going to use you like a shit napkin!”
Strange or incorrect use of profanity.
Example: “You ass-head!”
Repeating the same phrase multiple times, even when it becomes jumbled or meaningless.

Also Known as:
Borrowed Anger Syndrome
Cringe Rage
Second-Hand Rage
Pseudo-Raging

"Dude over there is Alien Raging over someone cutting in line, in front of him.
Now he's seething and and flexing for all four imaginary cameras."

"He has wild Alien Rage. That is some top cringe level crash out."

by Turning Trix December 31, 2025