Fat Albert

You're fat

"Hi Bob" "Shut up Fat Albert!"

by God Of Grass February 6, 2020

Eddie alberts

Eddie Alberts is the nicest boy you will ever meet you will be so lucky to ever become friends with him he is so kind, nice, cute, hot, and is respectful and will always make sure it be polite, and has the perfect beautiful blue eyes, and brown hair, and loves animals. If you ever get it date Eddie alberts you will be so lucky Because he treats girls with respect and he is very loving. Eddie alberts is good at lots of sports and you can create the best memories with him. Once you spend one day with him you will never get over him. He is never a boring person you always find something to do with him and you can love him in every way. If you are ever to date a Eddie ablerts just know he loves outdoors, for wheeling and loves to listen to country music. Eddie alberts is most likely to be a Taurus born in April. I’m here to say if you ever meet an Eddie ablerts don’t ever put your self in the position to loose him and just know he will love you at all cost you will always has a spot in your heart for him and wait for him to come back💔.

If you ever meet an Eddie Alberts love him till you can, show him how much he means to you because someday he might loose interest and maybe not if your lucky.

by Brown hair and brown eyes February 22, 2021

Mr. Alderton

A really annoying vice principal at Mayfield Secondary School in Caledon, Ontario. A man who seems to think he can turn the school into a military academy and overrun the actual principal. The reincarnation of the worst man ever in existence: Hitler. Pushes rules too much by putting up "No Cell-Phone" signs every metre in the halls and classes, and no smoking signs everywhere on the outside of the school. Along with punishing people who are late for class by sending them to the office, therefore, not going to class at all.

Also, a man who has greasy, orange skin, and probably wears a toupee because, honestly, no ones hair is naturally that ugly. Looks like he could be on the 30th year reunion of Jersey Shore as one of the characters, because that's how fake he looks!

Did you see Mr. Alderton at school today? Honestly, he acts just like Hitler!

by NoMoreAlderton December 11, 2010

Albert Hammond jr.

Guitarist for The Strokes, also has the best fashion sense and afro of any man alive. During guitar solos he practically has an orgasm. It makes for a nice show.

I want to do Albert Hammond Jr.

by eltonjohn May 30, 2006

Van Aert

Proffesional cyclist, likes to be second.

Van Aert is second in most of the races he does

by zzzkkk April 6, 2021

The Prince Albert Effect

when you want to do something a little bit more every day until eventually it all becomes too much; you are overcome by your once-minuscule desires and go out and do something you would've thought was crazy months ago

The Prince Albert Effect is so named because it is a key reason many men get Prince Albert piercings (a bolt through your shlong) - it seems kinda cool one day, then after a few weeks, months, (hours) of it weighing on your mind, you finally decide "Hey, sweet! I'm going to get me one of those!" and then shock EVERYONE.

A while back, Brad was thinking about getting a Prince Albert. The idea really grew on him over the course of a few months, and last weekend, Brad got the piercing, thus experiencing the Prince Albert Effect (literally).

by Amferny March 3, 2008

Alberto

Alberto is the most sweet, kind and loving person. He is often very shy but once you get to know him he is super great he is the best person you will ever meet.

Girl 1: OMG he is super nice

Girl 2: he is probably a Alberto

by Olivia M. Brown January 8, 2020