Alabama Hivemind

When people from Alabama (or any place) have inbred so much by fucking their sister and/or cousin that the neural capacity of the offspring turns their decendants into a collective hivemind

Bro I went to my second cousin's house the other day and his family is a full on Alabama Hivemind

by TheTripodMan August 31, 2023

Alabama slamajama

An orgy that involves two or more family members.

Our family reunion was good, but it got even better when a good 'ol Alabama slamajama broke out. I wish we had condoms though because now I have a nephew daughter.

by Fapulous platypus June 25, 2021

alabama longjohn

while wearing a pair of long johns, pull down the bottoms and tie them off, then liquid shit hot diarrhea and run around your house till their is mud prints everywhere.

my 3 year old sister alabama longjohned all day, i had to mop for 24 hours.

by Alabama long master December 7, 2018

alabama hunch

Similar Simulating sex but naked. Rubbing your dick on her butt. Specifically on her butt crack.

She was on her period so we could only Alabama hunch.

by Unkle Jemima November 28, 2022

Alabama Centipede

When there or more people go ass to mouth and at least two of them are related.

Dago was the head of the Alabama Centipede. Behind him the wife and daughter of his employer.

by Mulligan December 4, 2018

Alabama Popemobile

The act of having anal or vaginal sex with a man that is operating a motor vehicle at highway speeds wherein the passenger straddles the driver reverse-cowgirl style so that they have to put their hands on the ceiling to steady themselves and, in doing so, look like a waving pope. This is all done while listening to Classic Southern Rock, preferably Lynrd Skynryd.

"I was on a long road trip with my girlfriend and she got really horny so I set the cruise control on a long stretch of highway and gave here the Alabama Popemobile.

by DickweedMcGgee October 6, 2017

Alabama Snickers

Johnny Rebel's favorite candy bar

I don't drink, I don't cuss, I wanna refreshing Alabama Snickers bar

by stardatara February 10, 2023