by Ducker-doodle October 27, 2017
An Alabama Paddy Wagon is a sex act where you take a cup of jello and chew it up to where it becomes a liquid and spit it back in the cup. Get a straw and a partner and put the straw in the partners ass just enough to where the other end can be visible and used. Put the jello back in your mouth and transfer the liquid through the straw into your partners ass. When that happens, either remove the straw and have your partner shit it in your mouth (douchingbefore hand is best so no actual shit gets in your mouth) or keep the straw in and suck it out of your partners ass.
by youvegothorsepiss January 17, 2020
by Anonymous892621 August 26, 2021
Man 1: How did your date go last night?
Man2: It was goood. I gave her some of that Alabama Jamma and now she won’t stop calling my phone.
Man2: It was goood. I gave her some of that Alabama Jamma and now she won’t stop calling my phone.
by suck_my_strap December 17, 2021
Our family reunion was good, but it got even better when a good 'ol Alabama slamajama broke out. I wish we had condoms though because now I have a nephew daughter.
by Fapulous platypus June 25, 2021
A super sexy and hot God in Red Dead Redemption 2 Online. Despite being in a game he is 100% real and is the reason why we exist as he is responsible for creating the entire world. He has a horse named Pickens and he wears nothing but patched overalls. He is so strong his bald head reflects bullets, and he can stand in any weather while only wearing patched overalls. The Alabama Slamma is also called the "Slamma" a nickname given to him by a Giga-Chad of a history teacher.
The Alabama Slamma is the greatest being in the world and everyone should take time out of their day to pay him homage.
by Venomous Nutt February 01, 2023
by Hamilton Cannon January 08, 2019