lightbulb alabama

When you turn the lights on and realize you're not where you thought you were.

Bob flicked on the light switch and a lightbulb alabama happened, I was in my room, not Bob's.

by Wafflesacrifice March 6, 2016

Alabama Tinder

Another name for 23andme and other DNA testing services.

Jack: "Yo, mate, my DNA results are in!"
John: "That's wicked, man! Time to see how many matches you get on Alabama Tinder!"

by HerebyNever November 20, 2019

Alabama Rattlesnake

The act of scaring away your partner by masturbating with kidney stones

Becka: Yeah, Steve gave me the Alabama Rattlesnake last night. Wanna hook up?
Ricky: Sure! Sounds great.

by Alfredo-chicken March 23, 2019

Alabama slammer

When your boyfriend surpise slams his thick cock in your ass so hard that you spit out your false teeth.

Tyler did not enjoy his Alabama slammer.

by Shavedwalrus September 25, 2019

Alabama Fuckhouse

Much like a whore house, except it's filled with your siblings.

John had grown tired of boring old brothels, so he decided to turn his home into an Alabama Fuckhouse by double teaming his sister with his retarded brother.

John: "Man, last night was awesome. Me and my brother Eifel Towered our sister. I'm so glad I decided to go to an Alabama Fuckhouse instead of that shitty brothel again."

by CreambayWhackersVs.Titsburg October 7, 2019

Alabama Appetizers

The leftover pieces of food after you poop. Very prevalent after a nice corn dinner or after a tangy orange slice.

“In looking forward to some Alabama appetizers before I go to bed.”

by ScooptyPoop October 15, 2019

alabama leperchaun

A midget jerks off in his hand and slaps you

That midget walked up and gave me an alabama leperchaun. I immediatly washed my face

by Ironworker May 24, 2018