Lili-Mai

All Lili-Mai’s are very attractive and sporty. They will make you fall in love at first sight.

Bill “ I met this girl called called Lili-Mai”
Clive “ So what?”
Bill “ She was so fit and attractive, I’m in love with her”
Clive “ She must really be a keeper then”

by CheeseDeath May 9, 2018

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May 14

The people who born on this day are fuckin legends and hella clouted.People will be fuckin with them way too much

Yo he was born in May 14, I gotta fuck around with him to get clout

by Hebrews January 3, 2020

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May 27

This is national skin the nearest family member day. When you are near one of your family member you can skin them!

“is my brother near me?” “yes, why?” “oh because it’s may 27th, national skin your nearest family member day!”

by ipeelteeth January 25, 2020

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May 10

May 10th is the day where you'll tell whoever you want whatever you've needed to tell them in the longest.

"Dude it's May 10th you know what that means ;)"

"No I'm not gonna tell him I like him =/"

by thatoneextremlygoofylimelight♡ April 19, 2020

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sarah-may

Metal. Very Metal. And run around like headless chickens.

Did you see her at that concert last night??

Yeah! Doing a total Sarah-May!

by MufasaTweedle October 20, 2013

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When you have raunchy anal sex with monkeys and then have the 4 egg special in a rundown Dennys in South Central LA. You then go on to buy 19 cherry (NOT Apple) pies and rape them with a thorny dildo. Afterwards you stay up for over 3 weeks watching Avatar the Last Airbender whilst eating sumptuous ammounts of frozen peas.

"Dude I totally pulled the May Pooperson"

"...what the fuck is wrong with you"

by 5ma8mt November 1, 2011

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