Happy Meal

When you invite a female over (who has a little baby/child).

I don't mind coming through but i have a happy meal, if you don't mind

by kinging_sa May 8, 2022

Happy Meal

McDonald's version of a kid's meal which limits the portions and gives you a cheap plastic toy. Seriously, the toys are horrible and boring as hell...

Billy: Mommy! Mommy!
Mom: What do you want, son?
Billy: Can I get the happy meal mommy? Mom: Ok then, you'll realize that it sucks
Billy: Waaaaaaaaaa you were right mommy!
Mom: I F@CKING TOLD YOU THAT THE HAPPY MEAL IS GAY, YOU GULLIBLE SIMPLETON BRAT!!!

by fakename06 October 8, 2018

Travis Scott Meal

As I took the first bite of that succulent quarter pounder (with bacon), I felt the presence of Astro world; while, Travis Scott was fervently tickling my plump toes. And as Cactus Jack sensually touched my balls, I felt at peace with the world. No longer was that kid with special needs violently molesting me (during the summer and only the summer). And then as I close my eyes for the last time and breathe my last breath, Travis Scott took me to my final resting place, where I will be with him forevermore.

"bro Im gonna go to McDonalds you want something from there?"

"Sure I'd love the TRAVIS SCOTT MEAL." *moans with passion*

by Thunder_Thighs_69 September 25, 2020

Happy Meal

The term “Happy Meal” is used for a relationship that generally leaves a smile on your face. Doesn’t include sex just a genuine happy relationship.

Jeff is Stephanie’s version of a happy meal. She’s always happy as long as she is talking to him

by Chicasteff February 27, 2018

pop-meal

pop-meal is a street name for illegal drugs

“ do you sell pop-meal? ”

by canineteeth August 15, 2024

A Full Corpse Meal

It's a putrid version of the Full Course Meal. All the food that is served is not to your taste and or spoiled/rotten.

Jeff: Hey what did you think of my Full Course meal that i prepared yesterday?
Seth: It was more of a Full Corpse meal with how raw that beef tasted.

by lazieste September 18, 2023

Btwnatnoon meal

The meal you eat after lunchtime but not afternoon yet

Hisao: Why are you eating at this time? Lunch time is over you know?

Rin: Yeah, I know, but I can’t waste my delicious curry so I’m gonna have a btwnatnoon meal

by Tsumiki_Ayato September 14, 2020