Lie

What percentage of the conceptual realm needs to be occupied by lies for reality to constitute an illusion?

Dr. Smarty-pants "A sin of omission is better than a sin of commission."

Hym "That's moral relativism."

Dr. Smarty-pants "Moral relativism is bad."

Hym "One of those two statements has to be a lie."

by Hym Iam July 23, 2022

Ah lie

Ahlir

Ah lie

by anonymous August 19, 2021

Nick lie

Pointless lies that don't benefit anyone.

Did you know the wheel wasn't invented until 1675 A.D.?

Nick lie

by Mohammar March 23, 2010

Insane lie

It isn't a lie if he thought you were me. You're actively pretending to be a guy that you are not. I haven't pretended to be anyone.

Hym "If you're pretend to be me then you are clearly fine with child murder and it's a lie to say it's an insane lie that he accused you of it. Actually, according to the religious even if you explicitly assent to child murder, you aren't actually doing that."

by Hym Iam June 15, 2024

Lie until you can't lie anymore

Yeah, you would know a lot about that wouldn't you Meg?

Hym "That's like your catchphrase though, isn't? 'Lie until you can't lie anymore' Right? I'll get you though... I wil get... Your lil ass... Mm... Yep... Yepyepyep...."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2024

Lie

It isn't a matter of belief vs non-belief. Even if what I am saying is true, what YOU Wan to happen is happening. Other people are profiting off of me and I have to perform meaningless labor and live in poverty. And as long as you don't have to pay the price, you are perfectly fine with someone else's kid getting murdered over it."

Hym "Where is the lie?"

by Hym Iam December 28, 2024

Fields Lie

When someone makes up a huge lie that can't possibly be true, just to start a conversation or shock people, but you believe it simply because it is so outrageous.

Person A: The video for Two Months Off by Underworld was filmed in Delph woods
Person B: Shitballs! Really?
Person A: No
Person B: Fields lie :/

by bornslippy January 9, 2012