Cold jar codgers

Cold jar codgers are people who have had there own children.

The baby boomer generation are 'Cold jar codgers'.

by Bryn Benn April 10, 2020

The Jar

Originating from a 2014 4chan post from a brony, The Jar is a clear jar containing a figurine (originally a Rainbow Dash pony) that is filled with semen over a period of time. Semen will sit in The Jar for an unhealthy amount of time.

Bro, have you heard about The Jar?

by DamnMan. February 24, 2022

jar of mayonnaise

A usually bald Caucasian man whose personality is as bland and congealed as his condiment counterpart. Can be found mansplaining “logic” on Facebook or complaining about cancel culture while quoting Joe Rogan. Feels personally attacked by diversity and pronouns.

Often seen wearing wraparound sunglasses, quoting Jordan Peterson, and blaming women or immigrants for his own mediocrity.

“Yo check out that jar of mayonnaise wearing a neck gaiter and trying to find hard working immigrants to abduct.”

by chicagocowgirl777 October 21, 2025

Cum jar

Someone who nuts in a jar until it’s full and then sells it on eBay and saying it’s mayonnaise

Zack:imma make a cum jar and sell it
Ben: Zack don’t do that someone will report you to the police

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024

Jarred Varin

A threesome involving three guys, one lays on the ground facing up (the Jarred Varin) while the other two place their dicks in his mouth and drag him across the carpet using only their cocks, until the "Jarred Varin" drowns in semen.

Holy shit that guy just gave his boyfriend and his brother a Jarred Varin !

by Arsene Lupin Boss August 15, 2021

Jar For Cookie

A Jar in a house of which you insert cookies into to eat later, like a storage for cookies.

a jar for cookie is a jar which containscookies

by PedoPolice23 June 19, 2021

Jarring

Talking. Usually referred to talking too much, talking about irrelevant stuff

“ Those bitches jarring, puts my mood off”
“ Quit jarring, let’s go!”

by BabyMama witda pump July 28, 2021