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Samurai Toes

A pronounced, permanent gap between the big and index toes. Generally caused by wearing flip-flops 24/7. Usually seen in Asians and Beach Bums.
Dude: "Can you hand me the remote on the coffee table?"

Other Dude: "I can't reach it."

Dude: "Use your Samurai Toes."

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Dude: "Daaaang girl, your Samurai Toes are so gnarly, you can jack a dick off with it!"

Girl: "Huh?"
by spam&eggs.yo November 22, 2011
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Toe-fu

A form of Marital Arts in which bitches orgasm from positions that are kinky with a pinky. In which the foot penetrates the camel toe.... Similar to a TOE-LOCK and the resulting climax squirtingly excreets CAMEL TOE-JAM
If your pickup lines fail, and the snatch is hungry you can use your training in toe-fu to satisfy her craving and get her in a butt-naked choke hold.
by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 25, 2021
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Siphoning Toes

The act of sucking on two toes, from two different feet, at the same time.
"yall fuck?"
"yeah bro, and then she started siphoning toes!"
"dude thats crazy!"
by augugu February 25, 2022
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Kodi Toe

When bacteria and fungus of the feet come in contact with a specific type of urine causing an infection with an extremely strong and putrid odor.
"Ewww, Rick took off his vans after skating all day and stepped in Michael's pee, he has the Kodi Toe now!"
by Melinda Marie May 18, 2021
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toe jackson

Toe Jackson, like Bo Jackson, except never hit Brian Bosworth....and is a Toe.

Toe Jackson has all of the sex.
by dschlein October 21, 2018
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momma toe

the "big" toe on your foot
wow tanisha your momma toe is lookin fine
by secert hiney man August 28, 2010
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jamel toe

a camel toe but when you are wearing jeans.
"Did you see Shannon's jamel toe?" "Dude, that was worse than Bethany's camel toe!"
by danikq January 25, 2019
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