a duck story is a story (often told in song) where a duck trolls a human! most famous examples The Duck Song, The Duck Song 2 and The Duck Song 3! Alot of People like memeing duck stories and adding their own creative mix! Now new duck stories arnt all that common anymore but it was still good while we watched it!
kid: tell me the duck story
person: the duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "hey! got any grapes?"
person: the duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "hey! got any grapes?"
by tsar obama October 26, 2020
Get the duck storymug. Evil persons whom want to hear your sob stories so that you can just sound like a pathetic immigrant. And they can take your heart and eat it like a cannibal</3:/ I.E. FAT WOMEN....or perhaps a "RACIST" relative. I will probably win here.
by Alex phoenix October 3, 2023
Get the Sob Storiesmug. Keel stories are when someone explain a story or something but what they have said is uninteresting or generally no one really gives a fuck about it.
by Spicyboy2319 January 5, 2018
Get the keel storymug. Makes you horny.
It was a late Friday afternoon, and I was walking with my BFF, Chelsea. We walked all the way home, and as soon as I locked the door, she stripped off my clothes. She said she was horny, and started fingering me. " A-ahhh" I moaned, my pussy tightening. She started playing with my tits and then we shambled to the sofa. We did 69, her mouth clinging on to my pussy. She started moaning too, and I sucked on her tits. "Like that?" I asked. "Y-yes mommy..." We lay on top of each other, and then I get off the couch and start eating her out. She screams, "I'M GONNA CUM!!!" I feel the wet, sticky liquid pour out into my mouth. I swallow all of it, and then we start oral, our tongues swirling against each other. We lay there. "Round two, Chelsea?"
It was a late Friday afternoon, and I was walking with my BFF, Chelsea. We walked all the way home, and as soon as I locked the door, she stripped off my clothes. She said she was horny, and started fingering me. " A-ahhh" I moaned, my pussy tightening. She started playing with my tits and then we shambled to the sofa. We did 69, her mouth clinging on to my pussy. She started moaning too, and I sucked on her tits. "Like that?" I asked. "Y-yes mommy..." We lay on top of each other, and then I get off the couch and start eating her out. She screams, "I'M GONNA CUM!!!" I feel the wet, sticky liquid pour out into my mouth. I swallow all of it, and then we start oral, our tongues swirling against each other. We lay there. "Round two, Chelsea?"
by Rheabirdshavetakenover May 13, 2023
Get the Sex Storymug. by veryhornyperson September 25, 2021
Get the nsfw storymug. Lauren tells Mike and John this story "this one time i was at a wedding and my uncle gave me some rum and coke and then later that night he was next to my parents and looked at me and said, how do you like that rum and coke?"
Mike and John say "Jackson Story"
Mike and John say "Jackson Story"
by John Letts January 22, 2008
Get the jackson storymug. When you sleep with a woman that you may not find hot, but it makes a great story for the boys. Like an older lady, a waitress, midgets, ethnic.
I totally story fucked the snot out of my boss's receptionist last night in the supply closet. She wasn't hot but it was a blast.
by NelsonM August 10, 2005
Get the Story Fuckmug.