Dirty Parker

When you desire to win the science Olympiad so bad that you let the judges creampie you and your sibling

Bro I was about to lose the science olympiad but then I just pulled a dirty Parker and it all worked out fine.

by Coach Roberts July 16, 2024

Pulling a Parker

To pull a Parker is to be outrageously kind to undeserving people daily.

Pulling a parker example.
Parker: You're rad.
Person: I've killed ten children
Parker: You're still rad!

by playdoughbeswag January 13, 2021

Peter Parker

a smol bean, the definition of deserved better. he's a snack, hes a cinnamon bun and he could kill you with his puppy dog eyes.

amen hes the child we all have without knowing. PROTECT AT ALL COST.

i larb him

person 1: did you see that guy over there. omg hes so cute
person 2: omg for sure a peter parker
person 1: what no. nobody deserves that titel. theres only one Peter Parker uwu

by tOmhOlLanD owns my <3 January 25, 2020

Will Parker

The top boss everywhere he goes. Makes tons of money and has a snowcone stand. Refered to as "sir" and "boss" and greeted with salute. Silence follows him at his command. Aura is dominate.

"Guys Hush"
"Why"
"Will Parker is coming"
🤫🫡

by Carol Cross April 18, 2024

Peter Parker

also known as big man tommyinnit

“i’m just like him really, i’m peter parker!”-tommyinnit

by heyitsthorn February 9, 2021

Peter Parker

Who?

Who is this Peter Parker you speak of?

by M1rk-man May 14, 2022

Parker

Parker will be one of the most cocky, funniest, caring, cute person you will know. He will try to help if you aren't doing okay, he'll make you feel emotional, but most of all, he'll make you feel like you are someone in this world😊 So suggest you find a guy named Parker and make him your bestfriend before life for you gets sucky again! Hurry, go find a Parker now😌

Parker: hi
You: Hi
Parker: what's up
You: Being sad
Parker: Why are you sad?
You: Idk
Parker: Wanna talk
You: Yeah

*talks for a little to help*

by Rhianna Jade November 1, 2019