Jason Caccaro is a man who comes from an Italian background, is a master chef, and loves women (in kitchens). He is not like any normal Jason, in fact he is completely unique in every way possible. If you get the lucky chance to meet a man with the name Jason Caccaro, then you should marry him ASAP. He is especially loving, caring, sensitive, thoughtful, a great listener and excellent story teller, and his humour is brilliant. There is never a dull moment when around Jason Caccaro and you will learn something new about yourself every day by simply exchanging a few words with this spectacular person. If you ever get the chance to be comfortable around him, and if you are lucky enough for him to be just as comfortable as you are, you may get the chance to hear his legendary comfy noises to which are the equivalent to God speaking Himself. Never turn down the opportunity to talk to this man, Jason Caccaro can change your life within a matter of minutes.
"Have you met Jason Caccaro yet?"
"No, who is he?"
"He's only the greatest person ever; go look on Urban Dictionary."
"No, who is he?"
"He's only the greatest person ever; go look on Urban Dictionary."
by samnus December 8, 2012
Get the Jason Caccaromug. The term for masturbating while sad in order to take ones mind off of their personal troubles. Person whose parents are too poor to afford their abortions. Able to sit nearer than five feet away from one’s bro in a hot tub. A gang of gays--literally a gay gang, shortened to 'gayng'.
by CArs8so4n February 27, 2019
Get the Jason Mmug. One of the highest insults one can receive. Relating to their odor, hygiene and overall relative appeal.
by Hitmommy July 12, 2019
Get the Vinegar Jasonmug. by Jackoff Jim October 9, 2020
Get the Jason Crowdermug. Jason, Jason the toymaker- is a wax using serial killer, who takes children from their homes in attempt to befriend them, he usually ends up killing them.
Jason, Jason the toymaker- is a wax using serial killer, who takes children from their homes in attempt to befriend them, he usually ends up killing them.
Guy 1 : you read that creepypasta?
Guy 2 : no which one?
Guy 1 : Jason the toy maker
Guy 2 : I’ll have to look at it.
Guy 1 : you read that creepypasta?
Guy 2 : no which one?
Guy 1 : Jason the toy maker
Guy 2 : I’ll have to look at it.
by •your everyday idiot• February 17, 2021
Get the jason the toymakermug. The cutest guy at JP2. A definite smash. The guy the lady be all up on. Probably measures at 6.4
PULLS ALL THE FUCKING BITCHES
PULLS ALL THE FUCKING BITCHES
by Average kid at jp2 October 10, 2022
Get the Jason Bobadillamug. A person who is being a major cock block, or downer.
As defined by Dan Avidan of Ninja sex party. in the song "The ultimate sandwich"
As defined by Dan Avidan of Ninja sex party. in the song "The ultimate sandwich"
Oh, but not the one you're eating right now, Brian.
All right, I fucked that muffin too.
You gonna judge me? You gonna be a Judgey Jason about this?
All right, I fucked that muffin too.
You gonna judge me? You gonna be a Judgey Jason about this?
by Turntmurfin May 8, 2018
Get the judgey jasonmug.