our next door neighbours bus. a fiat scudo lol similar to spacker eh? its a taxi used to transport his window lickers to school
by jay1985 October 3, 2006

A painful ache in the balls, scrotum, nads, testes resulting from the numerous, annoying, and nut shaking bounces from the terrible suspension on buses, mostly school buses. The yellow pieces of shit that have fucking logs as suspension.
Also, yet popularly results as an erection with the ache. So when you exit the bus you have a raging boner to flaunt as you walk past all the other passengers.
Also, yet popularly results as an erection with the ache. So when you exit the bus you have a raging boner to flaunt as you walk past all the other passengers.
Vick: *Stirs around awfully as my places his backpack over his lap to hide his erection*
Jeremy: Yo, what the hell is up with you today? Bus balls?
*Bus stops, Vic nods as he stands up with a large boner and walks out of the bus past all of the other passengers.*
Jeremy: Yo, what the hell is up with you today? Bus balls?
*Bus stops, Vic nods as he stands up with a large boner and walks out of the bus past all of the other passengers.*
by I4N March 1, 2014

The massage you get from the tall person behind you on the bus who digs their knees into the back of your chair.
"Got a really nice bus massage today from the guy sitting behind me. The best part it only cost the $3 bus fare."
by Spamalot1239 September 7, 2017

by Some random person living! September 29, 2009

by PORN6964MOTORBOATTHETIGBIDDIES October 24, 2019

A bus that is not being tracked by a GPS-based bus information system (such as NextBus). This is generally because the driver failed to log the bus into the system.
For the opposite situation, see ghost bus.
For the opposite situation, see ghost bus.
It says 57 minutes until the next 7 bus, but the headway on this line is 40 minutes. I bet there's a stealth bus coming in 17 minutes!
by Urban_observer December 23, 2011
