The art of folding the last piece of toilet paper to in order to maximize the amount of clean wipes after taking a shit.
by JDubbaya June 07, 2011
Someone who appears to be helpful but really is not helpful at all. Gives you more information than you had previously but not enough to do anything with it.
The IT guy is such a helpful asshole. He told me he knew how to fix my email but he has no intention of fixing it.
by Diet Dr. Pepper9 January 09, 2009
I was taking a crap and it felt like I was giving birth to an asshole anaconda. When I was done, I looked into the bowl and saw it curled up looking ready to strike out. It was a triple double flusher before I got rid of that thing!
by danofiremano December 07, 2013
by The real Mike Gleason October 07, 2007
A person who's an asshole,dickhead, or douche but is still pretty lovable because they aren't an asshole to the full extent nor a that one relentless shithead who's always giving you a hard time. A lot of sarcastic people are lovable asshole.
Can be a friend and an asshole at the same time.
Can be a friend and an asshole at the same time.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI July 20, 2011
A person that talks so much shit, that there face to you looks like an ass. They are cocky, but unattractive, yet they think they are the shit. They are commonly mistaken for duchebags, but dont be fooled.
by Shadacancer May 01, 2010
Not this morning Dean, I have an appointment with the asshole doctor at 8:15 so he can take a look at my anal warts!
by Telephony May 17, 2014