by Avenry August 2, 2020

On a solid note, she was the funniest chick I've ever met. I have literally never met anyone funnier.
by Leotajane January 10, 2018

Created by comedian, Pete Holmes. A shortcut phrase to be used when referencing a celebrity, place, or event as an example for something other than a well known negative issue about it. The idea is to avoid the negative event being a distraction from the point of the statement or story. It also acknowledges that the speaker is aware of the scandal, so that discussion is not necessary.
It's true that he ran a lot of yardage this season, and that's impressive. It doesn't beat the record still held by O.J. Simpson, Scandal Noted, of the record for the single-season yards-per-game average at 143.1.
by Challenger45 June 29, 2024

1. A small reminder, mentally or physically, of something you think/thought you might forget.
2. The name for a certain tone an instrument makes, or a symbol on a musical score.
2. The name for a certain tone an instrument makes, or a symbol on a musical score.
"Are you going to actually take notes in class, or are you going to sit there and watch Roblox porn on your tablet again?"
"Dude, shut the fuck up, I'm on Urban Dictionary writing down the definition of note. That was 1 time, alright?! Get off my case.."
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"Can't you play the notes on your piano correctly?"
"I don't play piano, you're gaslighting yourself."
"Dude, shut the fuck up, I'm on Urban Dictionary writing down the definition of note. That was 1 time, alright?! Get off my case.."
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"Can't you play the notes on your piano correctly?"
"I don't play piano, you're gaslighting yourself."
by that guy who took the last one June 29, 2024

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cassette Tapes Is Bachlut's Music Notes: Angel Jose Robles (Fidel Ángel's next father): The Subnatural Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cassette Tapes Is Bachlut's Music Notes: Angel Jose Robles (Fidel Ángel's next father): The Subnatural Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

"How I feel after playing a single note on guitar" is a phrase normally accompanied by a caricature of singer-song writer Kurt Cobain, that means that the person saying it feels like they are Kurt Cobain
The joke has been taken further now with people using caricatures of other musicians, normally with a caption along the lines of; "How I feel after playing a single (sound) on (instrument)"
The joke has been taken further now with people using caricatures of other musicians, normally with a caption along the lines of; "How I feel after playing a single (sound) on (instrument)"
1. How I feel after playing single note on guitar: (Kurt Cobain caricature)
2. How I feel after playing a single beat on drums: (Dave Grohl caricature)
3. How I feel after playing a single G note on piano: (Gerard Way caricature)
etc
2. How I feel after playing a single beat on drums: (Dave Grohl caricature)
3. How I feel after playing a single G note on piano: (Gerard Way caricature)
etc
by takingbackemily February 19, 2025

by mlhiss December 11, 2019
