Crap on a cracker

1) (conj) An expression of frustration due to an unfair or unlucky situation.

2) (n) A blatant or obvious lie.

ex 1

Crap on a cracker! I think I lost my car keys again!


ex 2

James: Dude, your girlfriend is cheating on you.

Bob: Come on man, that's crap on a cracker.

by Skiierboy17 February 25, 2009

Jesus Crackers

Communion bread. Only funnier and truer. Best used in the context of satirizing Christianity and in humoring the physical appearance of the bread.

Friend: "I went to church today"
Friend 2: "Ouu what'd you do?"
Friend: "We heard a homily and prayed and received communion!"
Friend 2: "yOu mEan yOu aTe jEsuS cRackErs"

by the Dan Dan that Can Can April 13, 2020

Nut Cracker

When you get hit in the your balls so hard that they crack.

If Karam doesn’t stop harassing Dalia she’s going to give him a Nut Cracker

by The_Ulimate_Noob November 12, 2020

Pocket Cracker

A white (cockasian) male who has gained wealth through his father (daddy’s money)

Johnathon: “Hey Connor, nice squatted truck”
Connor: “Thanks, I’m a pocket cracker”

by Slight_Mistake August 26, 2021

Cracker Lie

A lie a white person tells for no reason.

Did you hear that cracker lie she just told? They’re literally endless

by Dora25 June 27, 2020

Cracker Jill

A Cracker Jill is a racist woman who beats or lynches of other races.

Once apon a time there was a cracker jill name was Jill. She only like people of her own race one day she seen a woman of a different color that piss her off. So she decided to give her a whooping but she got whooped instead.

by Hippie Slayer1 October 14, 2022

cracker jacked

when a black persons car gets jacked by a white person

hey DeAndre did you see Terrel get cracker jacked

by gfeuighfjkesh October 14, 2011