When a secure Woman is blessed with a package between her legs that tends to get a little hungry.
The act of a Woman’s under garment keep rising between the lips of her Temple.
The act of a Woman’s under garment keep rising between the lips of her Temple.
We attended a Pool Party and this beautiful womans bathing suit was all in her Puddin giving a serious Coochie Wedgie.
by B.G💪🏾💪🏾 July 15, 2018
Get the Coochie Wedgiemug. A phrase referring to situations in which a person may become irritated or upset, in much the same way that a person may become agitated or distressed by a sudden unexpected wedgie. This phrase is used to assuage vexation and prevent an unnecessarily harsh reaction to an irritating stimulus.
When Janet became increasingly annoyed about circumstances beyond her control, her friend wisely advised, “Don’t wedgie over it.”
by LES94 June 22, 2025
Get the Don’t wedgie over it.mug. A widgey wedgie can only be done to someone with an abnormally large widgey (penis).
It's similar to a normal wedgie except the penis is pulled up the arsecrack instead of the pants.
It is carried out by putting your hand down the back of someone's pants, between their legs and grabbing hold of the penis, then pulling it back and tightly up between the buttocks, causing extreme discomfort.
It can be very dangerous for the testes as they can get squished by the penis.
An extreme widgey wedgie can flip the victim over so they're hanging upside down by their penis.
Despite being used as a form of torture, it is usually bragged about by the victim due to the implications about the size of their penis.
It's similar to a normal wedgie except the penis is pulled up the arsecrack instead of the pants.
It is carried out by putting your hand down the back of someone's pants, between their legs and grabbing hold of the penis, then pulling it back and tightly up between the buttocks, causing extreme discomfort.
It can be very dangerous for the testes as they can get squished by the penis.
An extreme widgey wedgie can flip the victim over so they're hanging upside down by their penis.
Despite being used as a form of torture, it is usually bragged about by the victim due to the implications about the size of their penis.
Mike: Your twat of a boyfriend just gave me a widgey wedgie! I tried to give one back but his widgey couldn't reach up that far. You deserve way better than that stupid git.
Molly: Nice try dickhead. I've seen that dick pic you sent to Beth and we couldn't stop laughing about how small it was. Besides, Pete gives himself widgey wedgies, he likes them. I'm gonna tell him what you said. Don't you ever try to steal me again you ugly cunt. I'm not unfaithful and my type doesn't lie to steal someone's girlfriend. Oh, and has more than 4 pubes and doesn't piss out of one of them! Now please never speak to me again you fucking fat pervert! You will die a virgin, tossing off your own pathetic 2.4 inches all alone until the day you die from cardiac arrest from one too many donuts you diabetic pig fucker!
Mike: Bitch!
Molly: Nice try dickhead. I've seen that dick pic you sent to Beth and we couldn't stop laughing about how small it was. Besides, Pete gives himself widgey wedgies, he likes them. I'm gonna tell him what you said. Don't you ever try to steal me again you ugly cunt. I'm not unfaithful and my type doesn't lie to steal someone's girlfriend. Oh, and has more than 4 pubes and doesn't piss out of one of them! Now please never speak to me again you fucking fat pervert! You will die a virgin, tossing off your own pathetic 2.4 inches all alone until the day you die from cardiac arrest from one too many donuts you diabetic pig fucker!
Mike: Bitch!
by MYOB you nosy bastards August 30, 2019
Get the widgey wedgiemug. A tornado wedgie occurs when you quickly roll over in bed while wearing pajama pants. The motion causes your PJ pants to completely twist around your legs and eventually into your crack. This type of wedgie is very uncomfortable and cannot simply be picked out, you must undo the tornado wedgie by quickly rolling over in the opposite direction.
Funky: Hey baby, how about a kiss...AHHHHGGH!
Foxy: What's wrong stud muffin?
Funky: Tornado wedgie!!!
Foxy: What's wrong stud muffin?
Funky: Tornado wedgie!!!
by Funk Jones April 26, 2014
Get the Tornado Wedgiemug. This one is a long definition. A two-person wedgie is a wedgie is a wedgie in which the undies are so big two people can fit inside them at the same time. Person A, the person who originally wore the undies, is the victim and Person B is the giver, the person who got inside the undies with Person A. Person B puts their legs through the back legholes of the underwear of Person A, typically with their backs and asses touching. Then Person B pulls up the underwear where it is now at their front. Person B only gets a slight front wedgie, but Person A will get their undies shoved fully up their ass. Maximum agony.
by Wedgie_expert101 July 20, 2021
Get the Two-Person Wedgiemug. This Covid makes is giving me a major mouth wedgie! Can’t breathe and nobody understands what I’m saying.
by Colt 40 Feinberg March 2, 2021
Get the Mouth wedgiemug. by Pharp___ May 15, 2018
Get the Wedgiemug.