fudge christian

A fundamentalist Christian that is secretly gay

DId you see those Fudge Christians at the Trump rally patting each other's asses?

by mackwackery July 17, 2019

NANTUCKET FUDGE

When you are fuking a fat chick from behind and at the same time sticking a harpoon handle up her ass. THEN after whaling away for a while you pull the handle out, she has explosive diarrhea all over you and THEN you yell out:

“THERE SHE BLOWS LADDIE!!!!!

“Dude what’s that smell?”

“Sorry I got some Nantucket Fudge last night.”

by MartyKnucks October 12, 2022

fudging heck

it s swearing for babies, its used to say oh my god or fucking hell

taylor: "fudging heck alice you stole my money"

Alice""oh im so sorry taylor"

by dumb.blonde123 December 13, 2021

shoe fudge

Dog poo on pavements or found virtually anywhere that hasn't been picked up by the dog owner.

Oh no! What's that weird smell in the car.... and then you look down and realise that you've trodden in shoe fudge and it's all over the accelerator pedal.

by wokka_wokka November 8, 2019

Fudge Walk

When you walk with shit in your pants.

Hey Kodey! Have you been fudge walking lately???

by Ashmainboi29 August 30, 2022

fudge packer

The person working in the chocolate factory between the chocolate pourer and the paper twister.

If the fudge packers are underpaid, they go on strike and the fudge sweets are all chocolate.

by Fearman November 22, 2007

fudge cakes

when u fuck a girl in the ass and u get shit on your balls.

dude this bitch gave me fudge cakes

by Steve Turak May 21, 2007