Love

A chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.

I hate to break it to you but what people call love.. is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, and it slowly fades, leaving you in a failing marriage. I did it, your parents are gonna do it, break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.

by Druggedpignut April 7, 2020

Love

An illusion.

An excuse to get money/objects from others.

Kim Kardashian: "I love you!"
'after wedding'-Kim Kardashian: "I want a divorce and half of your fortune."

by nooneimportant19 December 15, 2013

Love

Love is something I don’t get from my parents, friends, and the rest of my family. 🥲

Love can suck my ass. 😩😩😏😏
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEESHHHH

🤨📸 Ayo

by DADDY YEAGER May 23, 2021

love

love is shit to be honest you shouldnt ever fall in love ladies. GUYS ARE TRASH they'll break your heart and say its your fault

love is shit....

by supitssabrina August 26, 2019

cookie love

A Dj who uses the word "Yeah" as a Sexual weapon

" im gonna give you the biggest Yeah of you whole damm life" said cookie love

by cd+kel November 10, 2006

Dutty Love

When you have sex and your bare ass is on an island and the girl squirts all over you and the island.

I need a shower after that dutty love session.

by Mookie85 December 2, 2017

pickle love

a pickle that taste does not taste like a cucumber and a pickle thats been pickleing for a long time so its nice n pickely ..

XTiNa168:    u dont want a pickle that taste like a cucumber then it wouldnt b the right pickle u need the pickle thats been pickleing for a long time so its nice n pickely ..

by Ashley January 19, 2005