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Leader of the new ward is waiting so get Oli to Type while ima waiting
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times new bastard

An unofficial font where every fourth letter in a word is suddenly comic sans while the rest is times new Roman thought it may just be every fourth letter.
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Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman
by JackleRaid October 7, 2020
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New Relationship Five

When you start a new relationship and gain five pounds from eating out all the time.
Jamie said she needed to start working out more because she was trying to deal with the new relationship five she put on.
by Dilly Bob Thorton June 15, 2018
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DDLC: The New Kids

A Doki Doki Literature Club mod featuring brand new characters such as the original MC but with a name now (Michi), Sam (another boy, no damn self esteem), Mahiro (chill girl), Natsya (an actual normal fucking girl, never thought we'd see the day in DDLC), Kotonoha (Popular.), and a GINGER- I mean Cian, named after the mod's creator!
Currently in the works, with a dub also in the works.
When will it release? Not even the creator knows, but he hopes late 2025.
Person: "Hey, Cian, when is DDLC: The New Kids coming out?"
Cian: "I don't know."
Person: "Oh-!"
by Redlove101 September 1, 2025
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New Jersey

So I know everyone hates on NJ, saying it’s too expensive, or smells like shit, but I live in North Jersey, (essex county) and honestly the only place that I can think of that smells like shit is the Meadowlands. We just got the mall, “The American Dream,” and once the retail stores open up, its boutta be real nice.

Also, no one fucking says, “Joisey,”
That probably comes from the massive amount of Italians (LET THE REST OF THE CULTURALS LIIIIVE WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ITALIANS IN NEW JERSEY I DONT UNDERSTAND) here. But not everyone is Italian, I’m actually Hispanic.

Okay, so the beaches, I’m gonna say it, are shit. The boardwalks, however, are amazing. Jenkingson is amazing. They have mini golf, an aquarium, the beach, (shocker) shower house, (which is free and you don’t have to pay) and also have a sick ice cream store. I’ve been there countless times and still want to go.

We have South, Central, and North Jersey. I live in the North section.

If you call Taylor ham “pork roll,” fuck off.
Most of the stereotypes aren’t true, (some are, like the green fucking ocean. I don’t understand why the ocean is goddamn green.) but if we say anything online, all states (including fuckin Rhode Island) will come over, so we never have the ability to say anything.
This was pointless to type out. I’m just sad I’m moving out of Fairfield in July. No more Taylor ham, egg, and cheese sandwiches 😔.
NJeyan: Yeah New Jersey is kinda nice...
NJeyan #2: Yeah. It’s amazing here. Fall weather is the best.
Any other state: hahahaha u guys smell hahaha ur overpriced hahahaha joisey
NJeyan: ah shit, here we go again...
by Lyzamar5305 April 24, 2020
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NEW WORD

New Word: This word is new because it is, you dingus.
by SuperSmasher4547 June 14, 2018
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New Year’s Eve

Tomorrow night is New Year’s Eve, get the cages ready
by Bplug47 December 4, 2023
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