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[Skinny penis]

when you so skinny that everyone can see is your pennis
Gầy dơ cu - DatHT
"why you so skinny pennis NamPH1997"
"sao mày gầy dơ cu thế hả NamPH1997"
skinny penis
by NamPNH May 12, 2019
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Schrodinger's Penis

The situation of not knowing whether or not someone has a penis on the internet. Based on the theory of Schrodinger's Cat, where one cannot be sure if the cat is alive or dead within the box until one observes it with their own eyes, Schrodinger's Penis has the same basis, except instead of a cat in a box, its whether or not a penis is in someone's pants. A much easier way of saying "You never know whether or not someone is pretending to be a girl on the internet."

"You can't know for sure whether or not the penis is there until you look at it."
-"Man, Steve and his online girlfriend broke up recently"
-"Why?"
-"I told him about Schrodinger's Penis last week, and now we're here. Turns out he was getting catfished."
by 0theFool July 27, 2021
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wills penis

dang that’s small mate

wills penis
by iskdbsjsbssjjb October 23, 2020
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Peni

The collective noun for a group of male genitalia
Had a great night last night with da boiz. The amount of peni was unbelievable!!
by smackfrommack January 7, 2017
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penis g

Penis G is the most common nickname in Lulin Bulgaria. The human whit this Nickname is most common to be Fat lazy or alcoholic
This gay locks like Penis G
by Krum_1996 January 8, 2018
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penis munchies

the desire for penis
by ima fucking retard May 7, 2016
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