Cactus Jack's

A drink considered the real MVP of pre-drinks, often called upon when a standard vodka lime soda just won’t cut it.

Cactus Jack's is defined as: When the classic pre drinks weren’t cutting it, they chose Cactus Jack’s for their go to freshers week pre drink.

by Sophssels September 8, 2025

Jack's ami

Jack's mom, its already dead. So no need to fuck it :>

Dude: You saw Jack's Ami last night?

Other Dude: Bro I was Alive last night

by kiwi_ November 8, 2023

Jack

Likes kids has 50 extra chrome a zones is a batty fish and has sausage finges

Jack u

by Hello6479184 February 18, 2020

Jack

A certified twink

‘Jack is such a twink and likes feet’

by bigmacwil January 30, 2021

Black Jack

Jacking off so hard you black out cold.

“Dude I woke up with stains all over me. I must of black jacked last night.”

by BennyBones October 20, 2022

Jack Posobiec

A weird little racist freak who everyone hates

“Did you hear about the guy who got caught jacking off to Mein Kampf? He’s a real Jack Posobiec”

by Jfosnahauaixoabq August 10, 2024

doppelganger jack

the funniest character in all of borderlands the pre sequel, matched only by his raw might and his desire to go home and not be shot at on the moon (stupid student loans)

Jake: i like FR4g-TR4P
Ryan: shut the fuck up i will fucking laser you with laser eyes
Robert: PaPas gonna shit himself and doppelganger jack is good

by Apieceofchewedgum June 3, 2018