Penis

A male genitalia. To pleasure it, it can be sucked or stroked or put into an ass or pussy

Jamie: dayum girl you got a nice ass… *gropes hailey’s soft buttcheek*
Hailey: mhhhh~ Jamie… you know your Allie will be mad if you go for me..~
Jamie: oh she won’t be home for a while sweetie.. now let’s see that beautiful pink pussy I love so much..
*Jamie unzips and pulls out his large 7-inch Penis. He has a raging boner from even just Hailey’s presence.g
Hailey: mhhh~. You’re ready today daddy~~

*Hailey stares at Jamie’s throbbing member. It was huge and rock hard, practically begging to please a woman.
Hailey: oh.. this is gonna be fun~
*Haily starts to suck his cock, swirling her tongue around the tip, caressing his opening carefully. She fondled his balls lovingly and gave him lots of attention*
Jamie: o-oh baby mhhff~ ah- ohh~ Y-youre so g-good.. ahh~
……
Allie: *behind bedroom door* I fucking knew it.

by FlimFlamFan January 7, 2022

Penis

Your Weiner

Yo ur penis is tiny

by The suckin ducky May 29, 2018

Penis Worm

Cole Holden is a penis worm

Person: That guy cole is a penis worm

by lmaotituurir July 30, 2023

Penis

It is your penis

Woah u got a big penis

by Silv3rn1pple February 11, 2020

Top ramen penis

When the penis looks like the the first layer on uncooked Top Ramen Penis also known as Maruchan Cock

Sabrina-oh my God girl last night I went to perform fellatio you won't believe what the nightmares down there
Bria- I didn't have the best of luck last night either girl
Sabrina- he had Top Ramen penis I got up and left right away it looks like somebody took a uncooked Ramen noodle and somehow rolled it up that Maruchan Cock terrified me

by Ramen Hood February 28, 2021

right-angled penis

A right-angled penis has a perpendicular bend to the origin of said penis

My friend Niall is like captain hook. He's got a right-angled penis!

by hutson.kphrar July 25, 2014

fake penis

A fake penis is a male body part that is not real or is imaginary. Can also be considered a dildo.

Dude, he’s literally dreaming for a fake penis.

by ur vvvv cool mommy February 21, 2019