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Twerking on my penis

A really funny although sexual response to someone who had talked bad or a expression used when you want to be funny with someone or something.
Don’t say this around or to minors for obvious reasons.
Shabnam the Wengie twerking on my penis!
One fell off and she got my testicles!
by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025
mugGet the Twerking on my penismug.

Penis boy george

Joey: yo that guy is so cool
Sam: yeah what a penis boy George
by jasperr June 17, 2018
mugGet the Penis boy georgemug.

penis

could be small, could be big, could be long, could be wide
he had a small penis
by mrwoofwoof March 29, 2020
mugGet the penismug.

Cumming Penis Griffin

by CtrlK July 5, 2023
mugGet the Cumming Penis Griffinmug.

Penis

When you are writing what a pen is and forget to put a space.
Me: darn, my penis broken.
Friend: what?
Me: I mean my pen is broken.
by Dankali February 23, 2022
mugGet the Penismug.

Penis

A stunning masterpiece, the one and only thing on this earth to wake up for. The magic of an erect, hard, firm, bulging rock hard cock is just so pleasurable to one they cannot stop the urge to drool all over it, the massive veins when it's at its peak of its blood circulation is just incredible.
He was asleep, so I tied him up ever so quietly and gently not to wake him. I forced 4 viagra without lube ;) as far as my tools on hand would let me take them far up inside his asshole. He awoke suddenly, saying 'what the fuck are you doing you pyscho cunt' "I said 'shut the fuck up and take it like a good boy should" smacked him clean across the face with a baseball bat, not so hard as to knock him the fuck out very hard to hold back I must say but the master plan was to have that 9.5 inch PENIS hard as the the metal pole that he was next to take in his now enlarged rectum.
by Pycho Dick Blower March 15, 2023
mugGet the Penismug.

mark's penis

likely the most massive shlong you have ever seen in your life
wow mark's penis could knock over lizzo
by mark is god March 15, 2024
mugGet the mark's penismug.

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