The Nut Slapper

During January, there is a 30% chance of getting your nuts slapped in your sleep. The only way to possibly stop this is to cover your nuts with peanuts in your sleep to possibly make the nut slapper satisfied with an offering.

Oh man I got my nuts slapped by The Nut Slapper again!

by TheNutSlapper December 18, 2022

on my nuts

When a guy's hitting on me. (another guy)

I thought Caleb invited me over to study, but instead he got all up on my nuts right away.

I thought Jake was straight, but he was definitely on my nuts so I guess not.

by Luke is on your nuts May 10, 2022

No Nut redemption

If you fail No Nut November but survive it the next year, the NNN you failed in the previous year will be redeemed.

I survived this year's NNN, so I received a No Nut Redemption for last year.

by Balls_n_bolts November 2, 2022

Nuts

Crazy, unstable.

Jack is nuts. from Best in Show

by snagglejew February 27, 2022

Nut

A typically unpleasant person.

"Man, he was a real nut." - Mick
"Yeah dude, just a not nice guy." - Gary

by Large Slime July 5, 2021

Deez nuts

The forbidden joke

Person A- Are you related to Prince Philip?
Peron B- No, why?
Person A- CAUSE YOU COFFIN ON DEEZ NUTS

by ya.boi.skinny.penis. June 16, 2021

smoketh thy nuts

Old English: a derivative of Shakespeare's era when deflecting a kinard or provacation

Thou shalt smoketh thy nuts for your insolence

by Damocles of the peloponnese October 29, 2020