A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.
Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz
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