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Fisherman's friend 

Fisherman's friends are little "mints" that actually taste like aids.

They are incredibly disgusting, although they cure the hell out of dogbreath.

They (Fishermen) sometimes refer to them as friends, but most of the time they refer to them as semen, because what's a fisherman without his semen?
Liam: My throat is really sore and my breath stinks, i think i should self medicate my throat with fishermans friends.

Sam: You might not want to do that, i heard fisherman's friend is a slang term for semen.

Peter: Oh...what's a fisherman without his semen?

Barnaby: A fisherlady?

Peter: No you fuck, he's a bad breathed mothertrucker.
Fisherman's friend by Exeterbigdog October 19, 2010

mom friend 

that one friend that acts like a mom and acts like they know everything when in reality they do everything they tell u not too
omg emma is such a mom friend
mom friend by dicksuxjj November 16, 2020

PTF (Part Time Friend) 

Part time friend, Self-explanatory.
damn yo, you know Christine Ha from Milpitas?! Well shes a certified PTF (Part Time Friend) yo!

Allison, Eileen's Best Friend 

Allison is the most amazing girl on the face of this planet. She can always make people feel happy, even in the worst of times. Her and I laugh more then we breath when we talk. She is the coolest girl alive, and I feel bad for ANYONE who isn't friends with her. Anyone who messes with her HEARS FROM ME. So watch out! I love you girl!
Allison, Eileen's Best Friend is bomb!

Friendship Maine 

Friendship Maine is a trap! It has the most misleading name in all creation. It's a fishing/lobstering town in Maine full of druggies, drunks, and other forms of redneck who do nothing but get into fights over sleeping with each other's siblings, taking each others drugs and booze, etc.

Going to Friendship, if you know nobody there, is like walking into a lions den in a meat suit: Everyone there knows each other, you will get away with NOTHING!
Come to Friendship Maine, where you're more likely going to get in a bar fight than in any other town.
Friendship Maine by RosemaryTT January 10, 2013

Friend with benetits 

A friend whom one uses for thier tits beneficially.
Dan: "Are you and Aileen "Friend with benetits" yet?"
Chuck: "Yea dude! Her tits are great!"