Dick and mortar

When you start a relationship in-person and it leads to a hookup without using any dating apps (like Tinder)

Guy 1: Hey, is that a new girl, how’d you meet her?
Guy 2: Yeah, I met her dick and mortar!
Guy 1: No way! You didn’t use any apps at all?
Guy 2: Nah, we met at a coffee shop, and then I took her back to my place.

by 24Harry42 December 23, 2020

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Shiny dick

When u somebody is performing a bj on ur dick with lipgloss and the lipgloss stains the dick

Fuck i’ve got a shiny dick from .her(him/them)

by Epicureanhoe December 28, 2020

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Pooh dick

When the only good thing about a particular guy is his dick game.

"I'm just saying he's not good for you"
"Yeah, I know. But THAT POOH DICK THOOO"

by Its Delilah Yoo December 30, 2020

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Dank Dick

The male equivalent of a "Bad Bitch"

You coulda had a Dank Dick, non-committal

by Bad Pussycat January 6, 2021

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Dick Hello

The “Dick Hello” is a common term for a dirty snap, photo and or text that the first thing you see at the beginning of a conversation is a dick. Usually these snaps are horrible, unsolicited and from chaos men on Tinder. The term was created by @withrobinj

“Look, this guy sent me a dick hello... want to see it?”

by thedickqueen January 11, 2021

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