Cum Hard

its an expression about just doing it like shia Labufman

"dont worry about it man just calm down and cum hard"

by Tiddys October 07, 2020

Cum cookie

A Cookie, however instead of being filled with warm melty chocolate, is filled with cum.

Rob: Yo dawg, pass me the cum cookie
Harry: what the fuck?
Rob: Y'know man? The cookie filled with cum!
Harry: oh yeah! Sounds yummy

by ILOVEcumcookies July 04, 2022

Cum messiah

1. The best song on the internet
2. A man who is simply to hot for this plane of reality
3. What your mother calls me

When the cum messiah is listening to cum messiah, the world turns white.

by pOng_wong August 24, 2021

cum bucket list

A list of people to do and things to see before you die.

Like "bucket list", the term has its roots in the phrase "kicked the bucket".

If you manage to collect every STI and STD on the list before you keel over, you win the game.

Effectively the result is like using one of the old-style "purity test" lists as a checklist:

1. Have you done it in a boat?
2. Have you done it with a goat?
3. Have you mated with a sheep?
4. Have you tried it on a dung heap?

Oh drats, missed one. Better get busy and knock that one off the cum bucket list because you only live once!

by bitchuck September 20, 2024

Cum Nails

When a girl has nail polish that resemble the appearance of cum.

Damn nice cum nails Melanie!

by kabar6 August 05, 2022

Dirty cum razor

The act of making a cumcicle then breaking off a small piece of said frozen cum till it gets a sharp edge and then slicing your sexual parter with the dirty cum razor

Tanner: come here baby I made a gift for you
Prostitute: oh baby slice me up with your dirty cum razor

by Lookatmetantan October 14, 2023

Cum-ture

When talking in a sexual manner. When greeting a fellow man of culture, you are fully licensed to utilize the more appropriate term: cumture

You...are a true man of cum-ture. A proper gentleman.

by MemeB0i69 July 16, 2021