penis

the noodle next to your genitals.

bro have you seen fred's penis its so small

by thebombbraxen December 13, 2022

Penis

A cool device that you can firmly grasp. Also handy to get the ladies.

The penis felt good when I grasped it.

by NiqqaFish420 January 12, 2020

Stale Penis

Also known as an expired penis, is a penis that has not been used for years at end. Then creating a sour staleness.

Your grandpa has a stale penis...

by Lucy Bae August 29, 2017

your penis (aka your dick)

it's basically your second brain but you do worse decisions about it

your penis (aka your dick) is just weird than your whole life in 15 years.

by peterparkerpizzatime October 28, 2022

Penis

Something a woman has

My mom has a penis

by PeepeepoopooMan69 October 19, 2022

penis buster 2000

a gun to blow up your penis

i need to us the penis buster 2000 tonight.

by Smart guy 2000 December 7, 2022

bipedal penis

A human male whose entire existence is embodied in the visage of an actual walking penis.

The whole of the boardroom were overtaken by the appearance of a bipedal penis attempting to justify the necessity for whack shacks wherein every male employee could rub one out as needed.

by russianpolander January 15, 2024