Penis Colada

The result of having successfully pleasant-tasting cum after purposely drinking pineapple juice.

Dammnnn I heard about this craze where you drink pineapple juice and it makes your cum taste. I tried it and it worked! I had a penis colada.

by Cock for a tale June 4, 2023

Buttle a Penis

to rapidly minecraft punch another person's penis in order for pleasure

i really want to buttle a penis tonight, but Jacob only wants to buttle mine

by penizzzbuttler September 17, 2021

Penis Chopper

It cuts off the tip of a penis.

You want me baby?
NO I HAVE A PENIS CHOPPER!!

by iAteGr4ndma April 12, 2021

penis

The small fleshy organism that is roughly 2.5" in width and 2.25" in length that burrows in soil when frightened. You can often find a penis in the arid climates of your mom's pussy.

Good Heavens!!! is that the rare penis I spy over yonder?!

Wow it is! look at the penis burrowing away into your mom's cooch!

by shmoodaism June 6, 2022

Guacamole Nigga Penis

A huge dick used by true nigga's

Man, that nigga has a "guacamole nigga penis".

by freedom is wrong February 17, 2020

penis of a god

average size, negative inches

Used to describe a man with a small wiener

dinx has a penis of a god

by dinx not kendal October 11, 2020

Penis

something a female ( or male ) can ride for pleasure. It is also a magic tool with many uses.

Sebastion: hey babe you want to ride on my penis tonight

Emma: mm yes please

by PenisCowgirl7 January 20, 2022