ur mom

in my bed

ur mom is in my bed

by 6imagine_dragon9 January 1, 2022

Your mom

What the fuck are you doing here you piece of shit! Go back to elementary for goodness sake. I will not give you the fucking definition of your mom bitch! Go tell your mom the definition of your mom you lazy piece of shit.

Your mom gay lol

by MomGetCAMERA May 11, 2018

ur mom

A universally acknowledged comeback superior to all other comebacks and phrases.

Doctor: You have chlamydia.
Man: Ur mom.

Enemy: Eat shit
You: Ur mom
Enemy: *fatality*

by Bubblecove106 September 22, 2019

ur mom

my wifey

i’m in love with ur mom

by payton14 January 25, 2022

your mom

the ultimate comeback. you can be absolutely destroying a guy in an argument but they can just say “your mom” and end your entire career.

Guy 1: Bro, why is yo forehead so big?

Guy 2: Your mom

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

ur mom

An insult usually meant to make you mad because your mom is often times the person who gave birth to you, and you "love" (or hate idgaf)

1) Ur mom is such a slut like you that why your dad didn't come with the milk.
2) "Is that Mr. Wilson?" - Girl 1 "No, its ur mom!" -Dumb Bitch

by .sewer rat. April 16, 2022

Your mom

HOT!

Your mom smashed me last night. Did she tell you I taste good

by The cool mom February 28, 2023