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brown r y a n

the brown r y a n is usually an Indian cunt bag who usually has a rather attractive mother.
because of this, she gets boned by the brown r y a n 's sexy ginger schoolmate on a daily basis.
mum: why tf did we have brown r y a n?
dad: ik we should've took Sandra's back street abortion offer when I could.
dad: leaves forever
mum: calls the sexy ginger schoolmate of brown r y a n
by Adam Manuel March 19, 2020
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Brown bagging

During intercourse male slaps balls against females asshole.
She loves it when he starts brown bagging her during sex.
by SiK June 5, 2017
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Browning apple

A term for a cougar on a downward slope (losing looks, allure money, attitude, confidence, etc.).
"Did you see Sheila last night? She used to be such a cougar, but damn that apple is browning. Fast."

"Oh, she's so sad. Clearly she doesn't realize she's a browning apple."
by Cattocius April 26, 2012
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Brown Boxed

When you are having a MFF threesome and the two females are lesbian and bang you.
Hey Billy, are you gonna get brown boxed by Tina and Lisa today?
by 69macaroni August 30, 2021
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brown slinky

when theres just a fat shit log dangling out your ass, but you dont have the physical strength necessary to push it the rest of the way out so its just kinda hangin there
"im shitting at work"
"is it just hanging out of your ass rn"
"brown slinky"
by cunt7654565456543456 July 30, 2022
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Alan Browne

Gets all the girls, has a magnum dong. Usually seen with the equally attractive Jack Woods or the less so attractive Ronan. Alans are so attractive they have a magnetic field that attracts women.
Wow that guy is so hot he must be Alan Browne *proceeds to die of horniness*
by Nintabo November 16, 2020
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brown his boxers

Trump said he would have entered the school to stop the shooter. Actually he would have brown his boxers.
by Pee-partier. May 8, 2018
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