A man or woman you have friendzoned because they are not relationship material yet you are attracted to them and like like to make out with them without involving sex.
During brunch, my girls asked me about the status of Mike's and I relationship and I simply replied that we are kissing friends.
Someone who cares only about themselves. You will always be there for them no matter what, yet you cannot count on them. They will ignore you unless it benefits them in some way. Once you start feeling sad or you go through something, when you turn to them they are never there. They talk about you behind your back. They treat you lesser than them. It does not matter how much care you have for your friend. They will never treat you like you deserve, and eventually the one who treated you like crap doesn’t change, and tosses you out like garbage.
“I’m really struggling right now Lewis. Would you mind just listening? It would really help”
“Lol nice”
Bad friends aren’t worth having around, know your value.
Friends with a distrustful relationship. Friendship that is on thin ice. At any moment the ice might crack and one friend suspects the other ice skating friend will trip them, push them under the ice, and let them drown.
Jennifer sneaks and does things behind Crystal's back. Crystal knows what Jennifer is up to, but plays dumb and still hangs out with her. Crystal knows her and Jennifer are just ice skating friends, to be cautious of any opportune cracks in the ice, guard herself, and trip Jennifer first if she makes any sudden movements.