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you made me wet

by Niyah9998 May 19, 2021
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Don't tase me, bro!

Expression used as a request not to be tasered. Usually followed by immediate tasering.

First known use by Andrew Meyer at the University of Florida Sept. 17, 2007. He subsequently became the subject of much ridicule.
Get off me! I didn't do anything! Don't tase me, bro! Don't tase me!

BZZZZZZZZ

Ahhhhhh!!!!!!
by krazyhorse October 4, 2007
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leave me in your mother

A phrase, origin of which is in Hebrew and now is probably the most popular phrase in Israel. It's equivalent to "leave me alone" but carries a kind of sarcastic meaning. it's usually used when someone proposes to you something and you just refuse because it either doesn't interest you or you just don't care.
He: Hey man let's kick his ass outa here
Me: ahhh...Leave me in you mother
by Yevgeny March 9, 2005
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you don't know me!

Jerry: Let's bring out the fat and ugly sluts!

*JERRY,JERRY, JERRY!*

Sluts come out screaming, "You don't know me! You don't know me!" while audience is booing with disgust.
by Carlito October 6, 2004
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don't stop me now

The best song in the world. By Queen, who are the best band in history.
'...I feel alive...and the world is turning inside out, I'm floating around in ectasy, so don't stop me now...'
by emily laura September 16, 2005
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catch-me-if-you-can

(verb) to con your way into a job/role/situation like Leonardo DiCaprio's character in the movie "Catch Me If You Can"
**At the grocery store, Max is comparing prices to find the cheapest oatmeal. Tim stands by.**

Max: This is bullshit. I need a job.
Tim: I think they're hiring for cashiers here.
Max: Meh. I want a GOOD job. I'll just catch-me-if-you-can my way into being a doctor or something.
Tim: Do it.

**Four months later, "Dr. Max" is arrested and charged for manslaughter, but is set free by "Warden Tim" who catch-me-if-you-canned his way into an interesting new career.**
by Maxwell Dope November 18, 2013
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Set Me Your Gash

The mating call of a Mavros, usually hailing from the ghettoes of Lewisham and Woolwich respectively. This mating call is usually successfully used on single white females. Yet nobody knows why this is so.
Jermaine; Set me your Gash!
Nicky; Okay lets get in the back of my clio!
by Maverick Corleone September 8, 2008
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