(Name) Standard Time

Someone who always shows up late to the scheduled time they said they would start or arrive at.

Maria said she would show up at 9, she got here at Maria (Name) Standard Time of 9:00 (10:00)

by IsseiHyoudou893 August 25, 2024

Sisyphus' Time Machine

The act of going back in time to change an event but failing to change anything, so you go back in time again to try to change the event but fail again, causing you to go back in time again to try again, looping indefinitely.

Person 1: If you could go back in time to when you were five with all your current knowledge would you?
Person 2: Yeah, I could invest in Bitcoin early! I wouldn't have to work a day in my life!
Person 1: What if your parents didn't believe you? Then you would have to go back in time again.
Person 2: Ohh, you're right. Even if I did go back in time it wouldn't change what happens.
Person 1: It's Sisyphus' Time Machine.

by Rimzi May 27, 2024

Monkey one time

When you bet the house on black or red and it hits

-Matt monkey monkey monkey ( roulette table lands on black) monkey one time!!!

by Da dawg April 18, 2024

i sneezed three times

?WHAT IS 7 TIMES 8

ooh shit i bout to die -
wtf why-
i sneezed three times-
R.I.P-

by the match was rigged November 15, 2019

phaneuf time

its when you masterbate using baked goods
ie. bagels, croissants and other pastries.

I just spent 5 minutes phaneuf time with a chocolate glazed donut.

by The red baryne February 3, 2010

Jedi time travel

When you take pcp, acid and heroine at the same time

Hi Janine it's eric haha gotchu with the Jedi time travel

by Ericsosexy September 21, 2017

Patriot Time

Noun. When you're in a war zone but there's blank calendar time suggesting off time to non essential personnel.

Hey LT, why the fuck don't you have the latest imagery? Sorry sir, but the intelligence personnel were all on Patriot Time.

by ProfessionalT April 21, 2018